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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 15, 2009 -> 07:52 PM) All time fav: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom Yep one of my favs Charlie: Oh, Dee. It looks like we both need things from each other. Dee: I am not having sex with you, Charlie. Charlie: No, it's not sex I want from you. It's sex I don't want from Dennis. Dennis: I'm gonna kill him! (starts to get out of the car) Charlie: Whoa, wait, wait, wait, Dennis! Wait, wait, wait. What are you gonna do, punch him in the face, throw him? You gonna maybe work the body a little? That's not gonna help. Dennis: I was gonna— Charlie: No, no, it's not gonna help. I'll tell you why: it doesn't unbang your mom. Charlie: (talking to Dee over the phone) Time to move to phase two. Dee: There is no phase two. I'm not doing phase two. I did everything you said, and it's over! Charlie: (screaming) This isn't over until I say it's over! Dee: I have to ask you, though, how did you know that your mom wasn't gonna sleep with Dennis? Charlie: (pauses to think) Hm. Guess I kind of overlooked that detail. Dennis: What the hell is she doing here? Waitress: "What the hell is she doing here"? Really? Really. I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You wanna know what I'm doing here, s***-for-brains? I had sex with your dad. That's right! I had sex with your father because just like you, I like my sex old and ugly! And with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with 'em—it just falls off—because that's what you do, Dennis Reynolds! You like to have sex with old people! And you said that you loved me. (voice breaking/Charlie tearing up) You said, "I love you," and so I thought, "OK, well, I love you, too." How do you show love? You go and have sex with old people, so that's what I did, too!

Another note: Season 4 came out on DVD today....going to pick it up later today

season 1 & 2 have too many hilarious episodes for me to pick a favorite....but if you were to hold a gun to my head I'd say "Charlie Wants an Abortion" or "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom"

QUOTE (3E8 @ Sep 12, 2009 -> 11:10 AM) ah intelligence....she don't have it.

QUOTE (north side chi sox fan @ Sep 9, 2009 -> 11:27 PM) Detriot 9-15 = .500 rest of way for them + 2 x getting swept by Sox Whitesox 14-7 = sweep Detriot X 2 + 8-7 rest of way Well when you put it that way it seems reasonably plausible. I've looked at it as the Sox having to just demolish every team and the Tigers get beat by every team. Thanks for putting it in a positive perspective.

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 04:32 PM) Great! I'm glad you landed something. thanks....i really needed some form of income via job, because unemployment wasn't cutting it.

QUOTE (SoxFanForever @ Sep 2, 2009 -> 11:21 AM) Temp job at a company my mom worked at. A few months later a full time position opened and I applied to it after already being a temp there. Been here ever since. Same here. Got laid off around December of 2008....collected unemployment for a few months until a temp agency called with a job. Start full time within the next week or so.

A lot of WCIU games lately...looks like I'll be watching online again.

QUOTE (chisoxpride2 @ Aug 29, 2009 -> 12:55 PM) sergio mitre is disgusting. I know him as Cy Mitre.

I didn't think the Sox could go back under .500. Sinking ship.

If I had my car I would go somewhere leave the house so I don't have to see this s***.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Aug 29, 2009 -> 12:47 PM) He wasn't exactly helped by Nix, the 2b ump, and Pods today in the field. and he still has the rest of the game he's in. it could be more bad, worse, or horrendous.

no quentin eh?

f***ing slow team.....at least it's tied

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Aug 28, 2009 -> 04:01 PM) I think your being a bit harsh on Konerko and I find it hard to believe that Kenny would take anything with that subject line very serious. We can say what we want about Paulie, but he's been an above average 1st baseman and a high character guy during his tenure here and that goes along way. Could he be the man showed the door this off-season, sure, but I don't think its because the Sox are over him or dislike him cause that clearly isn't the case. They might think a new voice is needed and maybe to do that they move Paulie, but they might also find a way to keep Paulie and bring in a new "captain" so to speak or maybe Beckham starts to grab that role and AJ is given the title of Captain. Either way I see Konerko get spat on a lot and while I have no problem making changes I do think we should respect that he's been an above average player and a very good White Sox during his tenure. Never have wanted Konerko to leave. Out of all the big power guys that the Sox had 4/5+ years ago...I'm glad they kept Konerko...He's been one of my favorite players. He's played through injury, and it may effect his ability sometimes. He's been beat up pretty much the whole second half....but his heart is there, and that's what matters the most.....gotta have the heart. Seems AJ has it, Beckham, Getz, Danks and Floyd have gotten it, and it looks as if Quentin feels it....but it seems like everybody else is in a no care mood, even Thome and Pods at times seem like they don't care. And I would love to know wtf is wrong with Dye, Dotel, or Linebrink....and a few others. I'm just stunned at how they can perform on opposite ends of the spectrum in one half of the season to the other.

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 09:15 PM) yeah, it's not worth getting pissed off about. But I would like to finish the season ahead of the twins! didn't think that they'd be 1 ahead at this point a week ago. too stressful being a sox fan.

Can September get here soon enough? Need to see what 2010...and on looks like.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 26, 2009 -> 05:37 AM) I have to agree. I was cheering for the Giants to win the WC strictly because I want to make sweet love to Tim Lincecum. But like you said, the Rockies are extremely fun to watch (I've only seen about 3 of their games, but I've been watching plenty of highlights on MLB.Com). They've got a really nice blend of youth (Fowler, Gonzalez, Stewart, Iannetta, Smith, Jimenez, De La Rosa, Morales, Street) and vets (Helton, Hawpe, Barmes, Spilborghs, Marquis, Cook). Offensively, they've got so many guys that can hurt you. They're deep and versatile. Their rotation, while not dominating, is pretty damn solid. Ubaldo Jimenez is on the cusp of stardom. As this article goes into detail on how good he's been - http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/ubaldos-an-ace. De La Rosa is another stud in the making. Marquis and Cook have lousy peripherals. But they induce a s***load of ground balls and they keep their walks to a minimum. Bullpen is solid as well led by Huston Street. I really like this team. Oh, and they're only 2 games behind the Dodgers now. I'm sad, you left Tulowitzki off their blend of youth . I share the same birthday with the guy, and we're the same age.

Let's compare: Ramirez, Quentin, Dye, and Konerko all on the DL at one time, with Thornton and one of Buehrle/Floyd/Danks. That's f***ing ridiculous.

24....25 in two months

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 20, 2009 -> 01:27 PM) What it feels like to win a second World Series title? we've already won a second World Series Title.....But I know what you mean

Bruce Willis has confirmed his cameo in Stallone's movie The Expendables. link

i'd say unbelievable....but lately, that play is very believable

have a couple drafts coming up, i'd like to see the goods your selling.... [email protected]

Awesome for Danks, can wind up getting a win out of this