QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 11:05 PM)
- Konerko will strike out on a 3-2 slider that's a foot off the plate. He will then shake his head back to the dugout as Stoney talks about how Aardsma didn't use to have confidence in that pitch
- AJP will hit a deep fly to Ichiro in right field. Hawk will yell stretch 5 times on a ball that lands 10 feet in front of the warning track. Hawk will then talk about how Griffey Jr. told him the ball doesn't travel well here, and that he was one of the most exciting players he's ever watched.
- Quentin will get hit by a fastball, and Hawk will freak out that Aardsma should be tossed and that something needs to be done about this. They will cut to Ozzie in the dugout who is chewing his gum and looks like he's thinking of how excited he'll be to see Hineybird with the Tribune in a few weeks.
- Alexei will foul off two fastballs from Aardsma, and then he'll K on a slider 2 feet off the plate.
It sucks. You want to stay up and root your team on, but it's hopeless, because you know what the exact end result will be....