Buehrle>Wood

I forgot Misiorowski was a thing.

THATS MY GOAT!

Win 97 games then try something you havent done all year. Nice work

Just a horrific pitch

Justin Turner leading off for the Cubs is certainly interesting move. Perhaps just for the opener.

That was a nice plays. I just can't get over that we're pretending Swanson didn't drop two balls and make a routine play.

Missing Baez

Hes safe

Cubs fans as dumb as ever

Every fucking break

Do something Tatis

What the f*** is Arraez doing? My god

Tatis has a tee time tomorrow morning.

For sure.

Schildt is a truly awful manager.

The write-up on the Rays sounds wayyyyy worse than the Pirates one. Also " I was officially in minor league camp, but I kept getting pulled over to the big league side. This is a subtle way teams can save money: they get a big league-caliber arm available for games and workouts, but since I wasn’t officially on the major league roster, they didn’t have to pay me major league spring training money or provide the usual housing." Every team does this regardless of funds.

Trading Tatis has finally paid off

Hardly. The money is with national TV deals. The split doesn't matter much there.

Not signing Manny has finally paid off

Robo umps

Jessica Mendoza meanwhile just brought back her famous "That's a win for the Cubs" line lol

They seem to be hinting at him going into coaching should he want to.

Hope hes not limping there

Incredible year for Smith

Gets to retire at Nationals Stadium where he first made a name for himself.