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QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 06:26 PM) I don't wanna hear about the ALC being the easiest division in baseball -- Houston lost Kent and Beltran Cubbies lost Alou, Clement, and Sosa Cinci's big signing was Eric Milton. Eric f***ing Milton for crying out loud Brewers had a good offseason, but are still a year away, and have no BP. Pittsburgh is gonna have Josh fogg in the rotation again. Josh F'n Fogg. St. Loius went out and got Mark Mulder to the weakest part of their team, which won over 100 games last year feasting on the underbelly of cupcakes in this "toughest division in baseball"

BURN!

QUOTE(ihatethecubs @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 06:15 PM) yo do u have a link to see any of it or any pics? No, I'm watching it live on Comcast sports net. f***ing hillarious.

I hope Sammy Sosa has an MVP callibur season in Baltimore next season. Just so I can hear all the Cubs fans say that they didn't want Sammy to leave. Even though I know he won't be able to do anything in Baltimore even close to MVP calibur.

Watching this Sammy Sosa press conference there is no doubt in my mind that Sammy Sosa is the most Arrogant SOB I have ever seen.

Jeromy Burnitz is bad, real bad this is just awesome.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 05:37 PM) See? Rotoworld was reporting a signing this evening. Its a done deal. I made the thread for the signing.

Hendry just announced the signing of Burnitz to a 1 year 5 million dollar deal and a mutual option for 2006. HELL YA!!!!!!!

The Cubs press conference just started. They announced the trade and Burnitz signing.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 05:34 PM) He'll pass, and he'll be an Oriole tomorrow morning. On CLTV right now they are showing the podium in Baltimore and in Chicago and saying there will be a 2 press conferences in about 15 minutes from now.

He passed the physical it's done. CLTV reports.

QUOTE(Tadahito Iguchi @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 05:30 PM) Bruce Levine reports that the press conference for Sosa is delayed because Sammy hasn't passed his physical yet and he is still taking it............I wonder what that means.......... It means 15 minutes from now the Cubs and Orioles will have a press conference introducing Sammy Sosa as a new Oriole and the Cubs saying goodbye to Sammy and hello to Hairston JR. Don't read anything into this. He passed the physical.

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 05:19 PM) i don't think he'll be gone for just a year.. I know, I just meant for this year, IMHO he's never playing college basketball again.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 03:52 PM) Damnit. Why couldn't this have happened before last Saturday? Ha, poor Indiana. This will help the Illini now that one of the top scorers in the Big Ten is gone for the year. Plus Illinois still has a game at Iowa which was going to be tough just got a whole lot easier.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 03:53 PM) Though I'm pretty used to calling our stadium the Cell now, I feel that everyone will still call this the Sky Dome, like a lot still call our's Comiskey. Most people probably won't even know that they changed the name, just think about where the Rangers play their baseball " the Ballpark in Arlington" right. No. They changed the name last year to "Ameriquest Field in Arlington" I bet you most people don't even know the Rangers changed the name of the field, and it will pobably be the same way with the Blue Jays.

He should never been allowed back on the team after the first time. Third degree sexual assault "eventually pleaded down" is not something you just overlook, Alferd should have been fired for his handling of Pierce, in allowing a felon to continue to play on the team.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 01:54 PM) That episode was just on. I hope the new episodes can approach the old. "Holy Crap!" is to good, I don't think they can match that genius. I'm looking forward to "American Dad" Seth Mcfarlin's new show which will air imediatly after the Super Bowl. American Dad

QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 12:43 PM) Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine? I thought it was a nice round number. Taking my shirt off bossman Taking shirt off Whiping my brow, bossman whiping brow Waving to the Pope bossman Waving to Pope LOL, nice Family Guy reference.

QUOTE(Man Of Steel @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 01:17 PM) Womp.. Womp.. See, now that's comedy.

Some people just don't have that quick comedic flare.

That last one is UAB?

QUOTE(sec159row2 @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 11:38 AM) 3 hits 1 walk 10 ko's in 8 innings sounds impressive... no,,?? Sometimes it doesn't even seem like people bother to read. :headshake

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 2, 2005 -> 01:07 PM) I can just imagine "uh yeah I have a question, have you been eating from the insane root?" That was just sad. :headshake

How about the entire Youngstownindians poll, that is 5 pages of classic posts, and pure comedic gold. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=573230

Can you see this one: