Mine:
OF- Rudy Law
C- Carlton Fisk
OF- Ron Kittle
OF- Harold Baines
DH- Greg Luzinski
1B- Mike Squires
SS- Jerry Dybzinski
3B- Vance Law
2B- Julio Cruz
SP- Lamar Hoyt
I think the best thing to do is if the entire crowd was just silent from the time they announced his name until the atbat is over just pure silence from the entire crowd. A silent stadium would bother the hell out of him, and probably confuse him at the same time. The only flaw to my plan is how the hell do you get the entire crowd to be silent?