Kalapse

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Jun 13, 2005 -> 01:34 AM) The problem with Shingo is that he can't get his one good pitch, the frisbee, over the plate. Then he gets a 3-0 count and has to throw his weak sauce 85 MPH meatball over the heart of the plate. Without good control, Shingo is worthless. You do realize you said Meatball and Sauce in the same sentence? Don't you?

http://www.geico.com/video/index.htm They've got a couple of their commercials on their site.

OK I hate to be the f***ing grammar police but WTF, this is some of the worst I have ever seen. I can not continue to read this, it is hurting my head.

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Jun 12, 2005 -> 06:32 PM) Eric Chavez goes 5-for-5 with 4 RBI's. I guess he was poppin' roids before the game, huh? I am so happy I didn't trade him in my fantasy league. Luckily a couple weeks ago someone got fed up with the s***ty play of Aramis Ramirez and released him. I was right there to pick him up the second he was released. The day after I added Ramirez he hit a HR that started a monster hotstreak and now that Chavez is playing well I have one play third and the other is my UTIL guy. It's a beautiful thing.

QUOTE(soxman35 @ Jun 13, 2005 -> 12:33 AM) like he randomly says the word cubs in front of me just to hype me up and just acts like a jack off He's just randomly saying the word Cubs huh. Is he retarded?

Atleast Kruker decided to give us a little love in his "Most Important Thing" statement, though it seemed he was eating something as he said it.

Well I did some research and found that she probably has CHD or Compusive Hoarding Dissorder. She also has a case of paranoia (since she is convinced prisoners are going to steal her identity. The most telling sign is the perscription labels.) This woman should get help immediatly. The following are some common characteristics within compulsive hoarding: 1. Saving or collecting continues beyond what is needed or of use. CHECK 2. Avoiding throwing possessions away, or experience high levels of anxiety when discarding items. CHECK 3. Having significant clutter at home, often to the point where pathways need to be made to walk around. DOUBLE CHECK 4. Functional spaces are lost due to clutter. For example, can not sit on chairs or use tabletops because possessions occupy those areas. Socializing is curtailed or eliminated. CHECK 5. Value of uniqueness is attached to items that others do not find valuable, such as papers, containers and food items. CHECK 6. Strong emotional connections are formed to the extent that and individual feels a sense of safety or comfort. I don't know enough about the situation for this one. 7. Feeling suspicious of other people touching possessions (or throwing them away). Same as 6 but I'd probably say CHECK 8. Feeling overwhelmed and/or embarrassed by possessions. Apply 6 and 7 9. Others perceive belongings as bothersome and/or dangerous. CHECK This guy should seek help for his mother immediatly, she is a danger to herself and all those around her. Instead of just moving out of the house and forgetting about her he should be trying to get her some help. If he doesn't there is a good chance she will end up killing herself, either accidently with a box falling on her, a fire, falling over something as she appearantly already has or any other number of things that can happen or she could end up commiting suicide do to the depression that goes along with this dissorder.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jun 12, 2005 -> 12:45 PM) Kalapse, it might be time to get rid of that sig of yours. Already did.

Your sig is f***ing huge too. It looks big on my screen and I've got a 1280 X 800 resolution. I can't imagine how big it is on other peoples.

A World Series title is supposed to buy you job security but only 1 and a half years? Give me a break.

Pods should have been hitting. Maybe not Buehrle but there is no way you pinch hit for Pods. The guy has been clutch as hell this year.

QUOTE(DukeNukeEm @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 08:39 PM) Whats going to happen when he wins? Is he gonna show up with shredded balls to the ASG? He'll be there and he'll be announced with the starters but he won't play. Who ever is the backup to him in the AS Game will start at short.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 07:59 PM) Really? This year he has dropped two balls? When? I find this very surprising, I would think any ball Hunter dropped would be a full extension dive drop, which generally isnt called an error. He dropped a fly ball against the Sox and he dropped one in Detroit. Both were errors.

Before predicting Gold Gloves you first have to see thier offensive production for the year. I'm not kidding.

The Sox have a history of sucking on National Television so this could be bad. Besides I'll be at the game so what do I care.

Because it's too easy.

The Offspring - Pay the Man I'm serious, it's long and slow. It's perfect.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 01:38 AM) Between me, you, LOS, SSI and Jabroni we have quite the wrecking crew in there don't we? You know it.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 01:28 AM) Yeah, no kidding. Can you imagine if there wasn't a chat where we could go to blow off steam? This board would be on fire. I loooove the chat.

QUOTE(Hanky Panky @ Jun 11, 2005 -> 12:48 AM) If Joe f***ing Torre manages for the AL during the All-Star Game then I will be real f***ing pissed. Last year, Konerko should have made the All-Star Game, but instead that stupid Yank Giambi got to play. That was horses***. Too bad Giambi really sucks this year. Francona is the Manager.

I loooove Hee Top.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 11:55 PM) Halladay should start. No doubt about it. Doesn't mean that Garland isn't a top 2 SP in the AL this year. That's all I'm trying to say.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 11:48 PM) Halladay is 9-3 garland is 10-2 but halladay has a better era. Halladay has a way better ERA, 1 less win, 1 more loss, way more Ks and a better WHIP.