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QUOTE(jphat007 @ Sep 18, 2005 -> 12:39 PM) Boston's losing big. Wouldn't that be funny if Cleveland got the AL's top spot. Funny as a plane crash.

Our eqipment manager should bring these to the park, to match our swings. Long looping Tiger Woods driver swings.

The corpseball kids are trying to golf the ball over the fence again. Here we go, a few hits no runs, an another tip your hat effort for Lohse.

Rowand and Dye vs a slider pitcher should be interesting.

QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 18, 2005 -> 12:26 PM) and it shouldnt be our GM, this collapse isnt kenny's fault, we all know it's ozzie and his idiocy... but who will take the fall? who knows Geoff Blum????????

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 18, 2005 -> 12:23 PM) He just needs to go this offseason. I appreciate his hustle, but he's just not a good overall player. His swing is so long and looping right now he cannot catch up to the fastball. All you have to do on Carl is go up the ladder on him and he will K. The only pitch he can get to is the breaking pitch down and in.

QUOTE(SnB @ Sep 18, 2005 -> 12:20 PM) no no 2 awful calls. god hates us right now. God didnt cause Konerko to foul off those pitches down the cock. God didnt cause Everett to get under the ball. One bad call(balk) and two stupid half swings by Paulie on a 3-1 slider in the dirt, and then on a 3-2 slider in the dirt. STOP SUCKING SOX OFFENSE>

Baseball tonight had Jeff "I have a gay mullet" Brantley making a bold prediction, the Indians will win the division.

All media outlets are doing a choke watch now. ESPN, Foxsports, etc. So f***ing sad.

f*** YOU OZZIE you have got to be kidding me. If he starts next, I dont know what the f*** I am going to do. This is insane.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:49 PM) If you know so much about baseball, then why aren't you managing? I forgot Our offense is fine. LOL.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:40 PM) What does it say when Uribe can't hit sour apples, goes to Hriniak for a couple of days, and the next thing you know, he's the most dangerous hitter in the line-up? I think it means you need a better hitting coach. I was told many times that the hitting coach doesnt matter at all. However the Indians who couldnt hit the side of the wall fired Eddy Murray. They then started hitting.

The Corpseball 2005 Award for Futility goes to a coach who gets the least of of his talent.

They are going to love this. Here we go with nightly coverage of the white sox choke.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:15 PM) It's not choking to lose a game to Santana. It is choking to lose 2 of 3 in K.C., or to be swept at home by the Angels. It would be choking to lose 2 of 3 in Minnesota when you need wins. Losing a game to Santana is not a problem. Striking out like crazy because you refuse to change your approach. Bases loaded no outs, and no one puts the ball in play. COME ON!!!!!

QUOTE(rangercal @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:07 PM) and if that last foul ball were a grand slam, half this board (probably you too) would be having an orgasm over him right now. :rolly If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.

Farmer just said "If the white sox are going to go to the playoffs they will have to earn it" Well the announcers have given up.

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:04 PM) Might as well put our lead 1/2 game less than it is now, cause we won't beat Santana next time we face him. Until we get some hitters who dont have long looping swings we will never ever ever beat santana.

QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 01:02 PM) That inning just kind of highlights in big bold letters how we have been playing lately. WE SUCK! Bases loaded and nobody out and then 3 straight K's and we lose. Some real pathetic at bats today. Dye with a hat trick 4 k's in 4 at bats. Crede 3 k's in 3 at bats and Rowand 3 k's in 4. If they closed their eyes and just blindly swung at the ball they have a better chance at hitting the ball. No f***ing chance.

VINTAGE CORPSEBALL, BASES LOADED NO OUTS, AND WE STRIKE OUT A BUNCH OF TIMES, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE f***ING KIDDING ME Almost homer and he K's. This team is heartless.

Bases loaded no outs Here comes the almost rally.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 12:31 PM) Juan Uribe now has 15 extra base hits in September. That's the most extra-base hits in a month by a Sox hitter this season. There are still 13 games left to be played in Sept. Thanks Walt Hrniak and his leg kick hitting trigger.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 12:27 PM) Is there anything you don't turn around and try to put a positive spin on?

QUOTE(jphat007 @ Sep 17, 2005 -> 12:25 PM) Lots of people are lost against Johan. At least he got our rally going last night. Oddly not everyone gets almost no hit everytime they face him.

2 f***ING HITS, BOOOOYAAAAHHHHH WOOT OUR OFFENSE ROCKS