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CORPSEBALL IS BACK 2005 BACK TO AUGUST

One good week in September against bad pitching teams. Then we get shut down in two games by the Royals the owners of the worst staff in baseball. Then we have people trying to park every pitch into the stands. So much for the electric Scotty Pods changing the offense around.

Its nice to see another strikeout with men in scoring position. Our guys have the hitting acumen of a little league team. Except they choke up on 2 strikes and dont take full f***ing swings going for the fence every AB.

Now the real mark of stupidity is when asked after this game Ozzie will say that Brandon pitches good but is no Roger Clemens and El Duque is still in the rotation. Its nice to see that the offense that we had last week was an abberation and that the corpseball kids from August are still in charge. Oh and BTW Pods is back, so where is our offense.

All we have been hearing on this board is about how we can pitch to the Angels because all you have to do is to avoid Vlad. Buerhle needs to avoid bats instead. The minute the game goes into extras the fan patrol shows up waving for the fences like madmen. 2 strikes, f*** it, swing with the bottom of your heels. Dont get cheated. How this team panics when they get behind late in a game. How many times have we seen a relief pitcher K 2 or 3 in an inning. Joey Cora===Waving Wendel Kim

Considering the shear amount of innings he has pitched, and our managers propensity to have them pitch deep into every game, no matter the score or meaning, we are hitting a bit of a wall. Now with the end of the season and the playoffs in sight does Ozzie..... Use McCarthy to be our 6th starter, giving an extra day of rest to our starters. Limit the pitch counts and use our underutilized bullpen more(Except Ozzie cant do his righty for a guy/lefty for two guys/righty for a guy matchups he loves for whatever f***ing reason. f*** no. Let them toss their 120 pitches a game, they have to go at least 6 innings no matter what. Buerhle needs rest. If he limps into the playoffs like this he will be a f***ing pinata. El Duque btw isnt getitng any younger and could use the rest. We are coming to the point that we have 2 times in the season where El Duque will need some quiet time for his shoulder.

Jenks is a beast. If he throws strikes he will be our closer of the future.

Faith and Begorrah and a White Sox Winner tonight!!!!!!! Of course we will win this series. I caught this little focker running around my house and I told him he could have his lucky charms if he eigthy-sixed the rally monkey.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Sep 9, 2005 -> 08:34 AM) I suspect that we lost last night because we let this topic fall off of the first page. Let's keep this link up there, it might be just as important as the Crede Banner itself. That and they couldnt muster more than 2 hits against a crappy pitching team.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Sep 9, 2005 -> 08:32 AM) Sounds awesome, not a steal. Los its a delayed steal.

90megs to the internet at work might be useful.

Hopefully the offense we have seen in the first game of this series, the tigers series, and the texas series isnt a fluke and we are going into August s***hole again.

QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 08:24 PM) There is nothing in baseball worst than the leadoff walk. I think gettting worked over by the worst pitching staff in the majors for a 2 hitter is worse.

SQUEEZE, YOU HAVE TO BE f***ING KIDDING ME.

Thriller is in.

Can one of our lefties for the love of god throw a strike to a lefty hitter.

No outs 1st and 3rd. Walking the leadoff guy, thanks.

We are getting 2 hit by the worst pitching staff in the bigs. 30th in the MLB in ERA. Teams hit .290 against the Royals. f***ing sad.

Widger is hurt. This is getting worse. AJ in.

Nice f***ing bunt.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 07:59 PM) Ozzie hasn't pinch hit for a catcher all year and I can't say I blame him...when you're carrying only 1 backup catcher there's reason to be careful with those guys...what happens if you pinch hit for him and then AJ gets hurt or tossed out of the game? We have casanova and he is a catcher. We can pinch hit someone.

Its nice to see one of the worst pitching staffs in baseball shutting our team down, no hitting them for a good part of this game. But hey its another bad pitcher we can tip our hats to for having a great game. We make more bad pitchers look like Cy Young than any other team. 2 f***ing hits, you have got to be kidding me.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 01:58 PM) When I looked outside the clouds had dropped to about the top of MWL......that level at least just east of the power plant. It looked more ragged than anything but I must have missed it dropping down. Then it looked like a hurricane out there. What is it with this county and the messed up storms? Didnt you watch twister before you went to iowa?

Here is a close up of Damaso after he warmed up in the bullpen the other night.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) If that were the case, then why are the Republicans working overtime to prevent any sort of a bipartisan investigation into the disaster? The Republicans have already rejected calls for an independent, 9/11 commission style investigation into the disaster...that commission if you'll remember, was composed of an equal number of Democrats and Republicans and had subpoena power distributed evenly across the commission. Instead, the Republicans want it done only in Congress, where the Republicans have a full majority and therefore they will be the only ones with subpoena power...if the Democrats want to subpoena a witness, they will be unable to do so without the consent of the Republicans on the committee, while the Republicans can do anything they want and decide who they want to investigate without even consulting the Democrats. So I must ask the question...what is it that they are hiding? The secret weather making device that created Katrina and steered it into the Democratic city. Its all a plan by the evil Republicans to take over the world. Thanks for the conspiracy theory. I haven't had one of those since the last election.