southsideirish71

CAN I VOMIT

I wonder how many bodyguards they will need at soxfest for the Timo Perez autograph line.

Corpseball is in full effect. 2 on nobody out. And as hawk would say "POOF" Chacon gets out of it.

Someone needs to smack that loud mouthed yankee fan who is over yelling the announcers at times.

Nice hit for Blum. When Kong gets his back better, put blum in at third for a while and sit captain corpseball Crede.

Lets see if the corpseball kids can get a run across the board to support El Duque.

QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Aug 20, 2005 -> 12:04 PM) Tell me what was happening with El Duked and the Ump. The Sox are on FOX Natgional game of the week, but this stinkin Fox station here is playing adds for cooking ware. They will only broadcast the West coast games. BTW Chemistry is going to get a little thin these days. When you get El Duque so hot about balls and strikes he walks off the mound to confront the ump at home plate, that tells me the pitchers believe any runs will cost them a victory.

El Duque keeps pitching strong. He would have a NO NO against our team.

Dye takes an 86 mph fastball down the cock on 3-1. Then f***s up. Crede gets worked over like a 10 year old playing in the majors. Take off the sun glasses Crede. You can barely hit with normal vision.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Aug 20, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) IF the Sox gag away a 15 game division lead ( which I don't believe will happen, recent pathetic streak notwithstanding ), it would NOT be a cuddly, feel-good anything. It would be a shirt-burning, bag-wearing, shameful disgrace. The Sox need to suck it up and regroup, and I think they will. They blow this lead and the 13k that will be at the cell next year will be wearing this fashion is right.....

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Aug 20, 2005 -> 10:49 AM) why does he not use Anderson? Anderson will get a game here and there against super tough lefties. But if there is a righty on the mound, we get more Timo.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 20, 2005 -> 10:41 AM) Don't worry SSI, we only face Randy Johnson and Johan Santana in the next two games. Even Ozzie can't justify playing Timo against those guys. Trust me if he gets a few hits today, he will play him.

Well Chacon should send presents over to the Whitesox for this lineup. Agains our buddy Timo leads the rag tag group of non hitters. Lineup with August stats in tow Perez, LF .200BA with a .273 OBP Iguchi, 2B .231BA with a .298OBP Everett, DH .326BA AJ, C .286BA Rowand, CF .242BA and .275 OBP Dye, RF .179BA and .217OBP Crede, 3B .128BA and .180OBP Blum, 1B .241BA and .267OBP Uribe, SS .229 BA .296 OBP For my pick to s*** I am going with Cruddy. I figure he will stay off the line on pull hitters and possibly drop a fly ball because this is on national TV. That impressive .128BA just screams pick me. 4 to 5 hits today for the team, 1 run on a solo home run in the 6th inning. Chacon goes 6 innings with 3 hits and 6ks.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) It's just my projected lineup, nothing official. I figure that until Pods gets back if its a righty Timo is our leadoff guy because he obviously provides something off the field that Ozzie loves, because his bad hitting and low OBP do not project leadoff hitter. Even on the Moraine Valley CC Baseball team he might be option B. If there is a tough lefty, then Ozuna will be the guy called. So after the first time through the lineup we have 4 automatic outs in a row. COOL

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 11:05 PM) Projected lineup: - Timo - Iguchi - Rowand - PK - AJP - Dye - Crede - Anderson - Uribe TIMO. WHY IS THIS GUY ALWAYS GETTING ABS. THIS IS BORDERLINE CRAZY. HE CANT HIT. I AM BETTING THAT OWENS IN AA CAN HIT 220 AND HAVE A LESS THAN 300 OBP JUST LIKE TIMO.

Can they for the love of god hit the f***ing ball again like a major league team Its Chacon. I repeat Chacon not Santana. Get a win. Stop this loss s***. ROSS GLOAD IS HITTING .366 AND WAS 3-5 WITH 5 RBIS AND A DONG LAST NIGHT. YET TIMO LIVES ON.

Ross Gload, 3 for 5, 1HR, 5RBI's TOO BAD THE LOGJAM OF GREAT HITTERS ARE KEEPING GLOAD DOWN. MAYBE WHEN ONE OF THE HOF'ERS RETIRE HE MIGHT GET A CHANCE

QUOTE(Dam8610 @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 10:11 PM) Okay, so the Sox have lost a few games in a row. This has dropped their record to a MISERABLE 74-45 and their divisional lead to a MICROSCOPIC 9.5 games. This, of course, is more than just cause to panic, so I don't blame you for doing so, but I think that as a whole, we should have a little more confidence in a team that until recently owned baseball's best record for about 3 1/2 months straight. I have little confidence on a team that can bat .230 as a team for the better part of a month. Plus a week ago we had a big 16.5 game lead on the twins and 15.5 on the injuns. BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN GIVE UP 9 GAMES IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS, THE 6 GAMES WAS JUST A MIRAGE Great pitching, meathead hitters who swing at s***.

QUOTE(Sox Hustler @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 10:09 PM) If he said that then im thinking he might bow down to KW if he gets Mike Jackson out of retirement to DH for us. Well here is a question for everyone. The best record in the AL a playoff contender all year long. What is up with the following. Why is Timo Perez playing such a critical role on this team. He has been in over 58 games and has the most ABs on the B squad. He has been a DH and a leadoff hitter and has played first. For whatever reason Ozzie keeps rolling this guy out there. What does he provide besides a pinch hitter. He is slow, he has a good arm, he cant hit regularly, he cant get on base. Would Timo even play this role for the KC Royals. Probably not. Why is Jon Adkins who got roughed up still up and on this team. I slightly bought the Kevin Walker coming up because he was a lefty. It was a dumb reason over Baj, but hey whatever. But Jon Adkins comes up and Ozzie likes him, and we watch him get destroyed on the mound. Last year people hit 305 against him. But he gets promoted. Joe Crede. He makes some nice plays. He doesnt know how to position himself. Pull hitters he plays off the line. He drops and muffs easy plays that lead to big innings. He is a streaky hitter and all, but when he goes south OMG its real bad. Most hitters dont die at below 200 clips for months at a time. Jermaine Dye. What Jermaine is the right guy. Is it the guy who hits over 300 for a month or so. Or the guy who hits under 200 for a month or so. Its kind of funny because when his bat dies, he cant field either and makes bad throws and bad reads on balls.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 10:04 PM) no he said that Sadly he did.

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 10:01 PM) Trust me I know but this year is defiantly the worse I mean crede over A-rod Oh you mean the gold glove 3b that drops flyballs ala Jose Valentin last year during our losing streak. Or the guy who cant hit a straight 91 mph fastball down the cock. WHEN HE CLICKS OMG, WATCH THE BALL FLY OUT OF THE PARK

QUOTE(ScottPodRulez22 @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 09:57 PM) I have noticed this and my respect for hawk is slowly droping he is in love with this team to much. Go to soxfest this is what you will hear. This INSERT YEAR HERE Whitesox team is the best team that I have seen here yet. INSERT STRATEGY/SMARTBALL/POWER/COMBO is the reason we will be sucessfull. Kenny Williams is the smartest man in baseball. INSERT YEAR HERE is the best Soxfest yet.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 09:57 PM) Amen. I find it painful to listen to him these days. The most painful is when he was comparing the boston offensive players and how he would basically take every hitter on our team over their except for ortiz and manny. Their worst hitter would be our superstar.

Dye hasnt been the same since the wittle spider bit him and took his mojo. Maybe we can have Austin Powers go back in time to get it. Maybe the twins or injuns put the spider in Dyes bed. I GOT YOUR FREAKIN MOJO DYE, MY SUPER SPIDER SUCKED ALL THE HITS OUT OF YOUR BAT.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 19, 2005 -> 09:46 PM) The 2 guys from our team who are mentioned the most when the steroid conversation comes up. Uribe wasnt on roids. He discovered mcdonalds over the offseason once the ink from his new contract dried.