1.) Ignore facts
2.) no matter what the record is, believe the white sox will be victorious.
3.) all white sox players no matter how good or bad are better than other baseball players around the league.
4.) All decisions by the sox are infallible.
5.) Tomorrow is always a chance for victory.
6.) They won in 2005 so why should tomorrow be different.
7.) If you are to be critical of the sox, fixate on rookies.
8.) if you are not hitting its due to an amazing effort by the other pitcher, tip your cap.
Flat earth facts, channel your inner hawk.