Jake

Taj Gibson is dumb as hell

Derrick is starting to get frustrated with this horses*** officiating He doesn't like it, but it's clear these guys will do whatever you ask them to if you b**** about every call

Next time I apply for a job, I'm going to tell my superiors that my performance will be horrible compared to my peers, but that is all part of the plan. Please wait 3 years to re-evaluate. As I approach that three year mark, I'll let them know that my inferiors are really f***ing things up and I might need an extra 2-3 years. As they start to catch on, I'll spend all of my boss's money so that the results improve a little bit. It may or may not get me some short term success, but it will certainly lead to my firing. That's okay though, because I'll have made plenty of money by then.

the Chicago Butlers

What did they do with Mitchell in the AFL that they couldn't have tried the other 6 months of the year? I'm totally bewildered

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 08:42 PM) cant win 8 on 5, especially when you miss dunks Of course, the Noah missed dunk is a foul if he's in a Miami jersey. We have enough problems that we don't need Mario f***ing Chalmers getting more gift calls than I can count on one hand.

There's no way the refs are actually this inept, right? I might feel better if I knew it was intentional

CHALMERSSSSS

Jimmy and Booz > all

LOOOOL Chalmers

And like clockwork, we run an actual play

We still don't have a plan on offense

Okay, it's a foul if they knock Joakim down

God f***ing damn it they kicked it

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 08:32 PM) The fact that we're lauding a guy for a .330-ish OBP upsets me. That sucks. Aim higher. We need guys who can get on base. Marcus Semien will have a .600 OBP and that will be enough for everyone

I will say that we are becoming remarkably right-handed, which is one issue with the main potentially-moved guys on the Angels

Hinrich +/- = -26 Taj = -21

Yeah, I'm not worried about Dunleavy. He's a known entity, he will be really good for us but had a bad half. Snell was god awful but let's hope that those minutes pay off as he gets more comfortable. Everything he was doing were things that I'd expect a guy that's extremely pumped up to do. Hopefully he chills out, but he probably won't get minutes for a while unless Deng and Butler both get back into foul trouble. Our offense was absolute s***. I don't think I endorse this run and gun stuff at all. To me, it just negates our advantages over Miami. The problem we've always had with Derrick is him being such a good playmaker causes us to run no actual offense. Against a good defense like Miami, we have to have a plan that is more sophisticated than passing it around until Derrick drives

Conger might be the right piece to get back alongside Bourjos. He wouldn't raise the price too much but could offer a good deal of value to us, as he will be a huge marginal gain whether he pans out or not

We'll get a little closer so long as Butler and Deng don't get more ticky tack calls against them in the third quarter. The first quarter started very physical and suddenly it was back to the normal Heat protection program

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 08:12 PM) He has 19 of our 33 points? I guess that doesn't disprove what you're saying, but still. My point was that he'd have more if we were more intentional about getting him the ball, especially when Rose is on the floor. He and Jo are great passers and we need to make the defense collapse down there. Our wings can't do s*** because they aren't worried about what we're doing down low In other news, Derrick does not get those superstar calls

I'm surprised Thibs hasn't given Snell the quick hook. He doesn't like to give the rookies minutes, but he doesn't mind having them in for really important minutes when the situation dictates it.

I don't know if Derrick and Booz have beef or what, but it's been long enough that they have zero rapport on offense. Boozer is the worst-utilized player I've ever seen us have. We have the best PG in the world and Boozer, our second best offensive player, is never involved in the offense. For f***'s sake

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 08:09 PM) Chalmers seriously gets that call? Jesus. He plays for Miami

I think Allen will continue playing a bigger role than last year for the Heat. Spoelstra magically discovered at the end of the last year that he needs to have deep threats on the court to spread thing out for LeBron