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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:35 PM) Who voted for the f***ing Tigers? huh, speak up don't hide. Oh and by the way: OMFG HILARIOUS

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:38 PM) Height/Weight: 176 cm/84 kg that's gotta piss you off

haha thats a good one also

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) I feel like such an idiot, I thought he was playing in the NBA I was thinking MLB

I wondered if anyone saw on the news tonight that Bush didn't have money for the collection plate at church and his papa handed him some money to put on there. Laura had her own money to put in. The look on Bush's face was priceless.

Someone please tell me what this is

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 08:38 PM) I know of a REAL hot mom. Luckily I'm also married to her. sorry...dorky...I know... haha nice

QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 11:30 PM) Grimace Ate My Balls LMFAO! ALL HAIL GRIMACE!!! :

On the come on timo, everyone in my house was scared cuz we thought the man was going to have a coronary or something

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jan 17, 2005 -> 05:48 PM) s***, that's crazy. Hope he makes a full recovery. i think we got the message the first time

We lose our owner, who knows where the white sox could end up. Best wishes to JR

yes, i've heard that pods has quite the rag. rowand has a more than capable arm in center, which is what you need

curry needs to rebound

how about we sign iguchi, trade harris for tony g as tony g is more fit to be a utility than willie.

Any fans out there?

if you would have clicked you'd understand

QUOTE(Man Of Steel @ Jan 15, 2005 -> 10:00 PM) ew why is that girl pooing on herself you apparently didnt look very closely

apparently

Tub Girl please click me

haha no...

I was just masturbating, but when i got done, i blacked out. I guess it really does make you go blind. (haha i had a concussion yesterday)

You're Lolita! by Vladimir Nabokov Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

QUOTE(chi-guy2 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 10:06 AM) damn you penny e i picked e too

me neither

State: You're Illinois! With a passion for discourse and dialogue, you would make a great debater. In the old days, you wore a top hat and were rather tall, but taller people keep showing up and taking your titles. Now to feel tall, you have to head for the airport, which is always so busy that you can barely deal with it. When in doubt, blame all of your problems on someone else's cow. Country: You're Fiji! As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you. Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away. Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles! For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it. It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.