Leonard Zelig

The whole idea of advertising for something that needs to be prescribed is absurd, in my opinion.

IF somehow Ichiro was brought here next season, wouldn't he play RF and Dye move to left?

A few drinks might not hurt.

I'm not suggesting we go after Iwamura, I know absolutley nothing about him. But do you remeber this one guy named Iguchi?

Funny clip

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 17, 2006 -> 12:25 AM) A-Rod would bat 3rd here. Anyways, I'm not sure if this has been mentioned but at SI.com it was said that Alex wouldn't waive his no trade to come here because of Ozzie. Who knows if that's true but it's interesting with out a doubt. Was that a quote from him or speculation? Probably there are more moves coming(leadoff), but why couldn't he bat 2nd?

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Oct 17, 2006 -> 12:11 AM) And yet the Cubs have jacks*** outside of Zambrano to offer up to the Yanks. Yeah I was wondering as I posted that what in the world they could offer.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Oct 17, 2006 -> 12:05 AM) Well a warrant has been issued for Uribe's arrest. Let's get this Arod thing done. ESPN is just now saying that Pinella wants him on the Cubs.

Royce?

ESPN radio here in St. Louis is reporting that Pinella will be hired to manage the Cubs. Contract specifics still have to be worked out. Has anyone else heard this?

The league I am in right now starts 2 QBs and I think it is screwy. With 12 teams and bye weeks, there's just not enough QBs to go around. Is starting 2 QBs normal? I have argued against it, but the founding members say that it is the "right" way to do it. Here's the league settings: 2 QB 3 WR 2 RB 1 TE 1 WR/TE 2 WR/RB 1 K 1 DEF 6 Bench spots Passing Yards (20 yards per point) Passing Touchdowns (6) Interceptions (-2) Rushing Yards (10 yards per point) Rushing Touchdowns (7) Reception Yards (10 yards per point) Reception Touchdowns (7) Return Yards (25 yards per point) Return Touchdowns (8) 2-Point Conversions (2) Fumbles Lost (-2) Field Goals 0-19 Yards (1) Field Goals 20-29 Yards (2) Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3) Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4) Field Goals 50+ Yards (5) Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-3) Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-2) Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-1) Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (0) Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (0) Point After Attempt Made (1) Point After Attempt Missed (-3) Sack (2) Interception (3) Fumble Recovery (3) Touchdown (8) Safety (4) Block Kick (3) Points Allowed 0 points (40) Points Allowed 1-6 points (25) Points Allowed 7-13 points (15) Points Allowed 14-20 points (10) Points Allowed 21-27 points (5) Points Allowed 28-34 points (0) Points Allowed 35+ points (-10) Any comments?

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 10:54 PM) The first guy to come to my mind was Shawn Dunston. What the f*** did Cub fans see in this guy so much? He just needs a few years to develop.

Some team needs to hire Pinella and get him out of the booth.

Phil Hartman is on Pee Wee's Playhouse on Toon right now. He's playing a sailor. I miss Phil Hartman.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Oct 11, 2006 -> 10:22 PM) This is a random request. Does anyone know where to find a clip from the SNL skit where Patrick Stewart is the owner of an erotic cake shop? No clip, but here's a transcript.

The money should go towards scouting foreign players.

A real Liger?

QUOTE(BHAMBARONS @ Oct 9, 2006 -> 09:57 PM) Thing is I only live 30 miles from the stadium but Traffic doens't flow well through there yet so I will only drive the mile and half. Once all the streets around the stadium are finished that will lead to more access to the 101 and to the I-10 Where is the new stadium? I used to live in Tempe about a mile from Sun Devil Stadium.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Oct 7, 2006 -> 07:54 PM) I would guess they'd ask for Crede. But I want Crede.

Would they want Fields? (Assuming we can sign Crede)

This could be the best video in this thread: Link Watch it in full-screen.

If McCarthy was going to be traded, wouldn't it have been done last offseason? I can't see it happening now for financial reasons if no others.

Yeah, I was trying to find a clip of the Fisk play online and had no luck. Anybody got it?

During the season, didn't Joe basically say that he wouldn't let Boras keep him from playing where he wanted to play(Chicago)?

QUOTE(cuddlyboy26 @ Oct 3, 2006 -> 08:14 PM) The White Sox seem anxious to get Fields up to replace Crede however considering Fields is not in Crede's class. Well, supposedly, Fields is going to be playing outfield in winter ball this year.