Leonard Zelig

Counting Crows have really gone to s***.

Hillary Swank is lookin' good tonight.

I was about to break it off with this girl I had been seeing a little, not serious at all, when one of her friends calls me and tells me she's in the hospital with a brain tumor. I still did it, but I felt a lot worse about it.

So, I hear AJ is starting to bond with the pitchers.

QUOTE(beck72 @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 11:20 AM) Bardo said he heard that Frank had gained a lot of weight in the offseason. Bruce said the sox hadn't heard that, that Frank knows he needs to keep his weight down to keep the pressure off his foot. I could see where Frank may have put on some weight, seeing as he was not able to walk most of the winter.

QUOTE(rangercal @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 12:11 PM) ??? wtf? you must not like KW too much. KW puts his balls on the line a lot. he goes out there and finds a deal. He has passion in this club. He is not a gm who sits on his ass and waits for problems to fix them selves. Apparantly you have never read any of his other posts.

QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 04:40 PM) Gooch. The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes. I thought that was the taint? Hey, how 'bout taint?

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 01:26 PM) WH: "Man, they hit him all the easy ones"

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 01:02 AM) AJ will be the opening day lead off hitter for us tomorrow. I can almost guarantee that. Tomorrow is opening day? Of what?

QUOTE(gotoh00 @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 11:00 PM) The skip says Iguchi will hit 2nd come opening day. He may consider dropping him into the cleanup zone if he shows he can hit for power. Either way, we all win. http://www.nikkansports.co.jp/ns/baseball/...50224-0028.html Yes, just read the link, it's all perfectly clear.

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 03:36 PM) How is it that the grass is still green, and the lawns arounf Chicago land is blah.. Thanks for th epicture BTW> Not Roger Bossard's lawn.

A cub fan friend of mine told me that the cubs are ranked 2nd in the game. :fthecubs

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 07:45 PM) He is the only man that can save the Simpsons /wasformerwriter Or if Phil Hartman's stupid c*** b**** wife hadn't killed him. His characters were the best.

Does anybody know the 40 man roster rules? Do they Sox have to fill that last spot by a certain time?

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Feb 18, 2005 -> 01:22 PM) All I know is that if it is a cutter he better not go off and hurt himself with it. The last thing we need is for him to mess up his arm trying to throw it. The screwball is the toughest on the elbow, I believe. Is there even anybody in MLB who throws one now?

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 14, 2005 -> 07:47 AM) Quite a few DND's there. Ugly. * Who cares? They are playing baseball, not fantasy baseball. Fantasy baseball has no category for team wins, which really all that matters.

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Feb 14, 2005 -> 02:12 PM) They could also "speicalize" them also to fit your team.. Like During the Holidays, or close to the season, run the whole baseball season of the Sox.. 162 games avg 3 hours per game would run you.. 162*3 /24 ABout 21 days staright for a season!! Even if there was such a channel, do you actually think they would show Sox games and not Cubs?

Will somebody please explain why Everett is called Jurassic on the site?

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) What's the answer to #5? Hmmm, who was wrong? Couldn't be Kalapse, the f***ing geinius.

WWI was first called The Great War.

3. White? Is it a polar bear? The house must be on the north pole if each wall faces south.

QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 05:32 PM) One: Take it easy buddy. Steff has every right to express her opinion..and might I add not in an insulting way like you. Two: Where's my Thread Police badge?!? Maybe you need to take it easy a little, buddy. You used to not be like this.....before you got your preciois 1000 posts.

Sobriety & celibacy.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 03:37 PM) Here's an oldie, but a goodie: A cowboy rides into town on Thursday, stays for 2 days and rides off on that same Thursday. How is this possible? Thursday is a horrible name for a horse.

For those who said 3rd base, is it just Crede's bat you are unhappy with, or do you guys think he is a poor fielder?