JayMariotti

Oh the jealousy that exsists in here is sad really. :headshake Just know that what I say is gold, and go from there.

A joke, what do you mean this is a joke? This isn't one of my columns? Happy April Fools Day all! I just gotta say that I am glad we didn't leave the bats in Birmingham this year And yes it was me, SS, that was Jay. Come on, who else could be that witty? Hopefully we didn't offend anyone, and :fthecubs

Kerry Wood

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:30 AM) I'm a Mark Prior fan of injury. jealous much?

QUOTE(doUrememberwhen @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:28 AM) funny but i'd rather not see kerrys face on our site jmo... Mark Prior fan I take it?

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:17 AM) Typical Kotex boy though... can't get his facts straight...Walmart greeter? Are you kidding me? She works for Kmart b****!! hehe I can't help it your mom can't keep her stories straight or her legs closed.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:22 AM) Huh? You're such an idiot you're not making sense anymore. It figures you aren't smart enough to understand me.

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:18 AM) Hey Jay, don't you work for the 2nd best paper in town? Only when I leave for a real city...

Progress, baby.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:12 AM) And we're still advocating the upgrade? I'm here.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:09 AM) There's rules around here, Mr. Mariotti. Don't attack people. I can't help it he can't handle some constructive critisism.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:10 AM) Oooo. Tell me more, Jay. I lend you 50 cents so you can afford a Sun-Times... You are on your own to find someone to read it to you though.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:03 AM) So today the role of Kotex boy is being played by SouthSider?? As fake as this is its still funny as s*** though... Its as fake as when you mom saids she works a greeter at Wal-Mart. Don't worry she'll be home for dinner.

QUOTE(mreye @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 10:01 AM) Hey, Troll. Get a life. You wish you could have my life. You get to see Mark Priors calves everyday on WGN, but I get to see much more than that

Hey Sox fan, GET A JOB!

You don't need stats to know that Kerry Wood is the best pitcher outside of Chicago. If the Cubs would hire intelligent trainers, Wood would put up huge stats. Its all managements fault

Damn I would hate to be a first base coach around all of these angry Sox fans.

Typical idiot. Probably was going to attack an ump anyway.

Once again glad to see you Bridgeport Brawlers finally wised up. Welcome to a real fan club!

If Prior and Wood are healthy there is no stopping my towel snapping roommates from winning it all.

Well I am glad to see you pathetic redneck Sox fans finally came to your senses and jumped on a real bandwagon. Hell even I know that Kerry Wood is the best pitcher in Chicago, and the Wrigley Field is a Hall of Fame Landmark. Congrats to the site former known as Soxtalk!