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"Hey Condy, we need a break. I gotta s*** through a screen!"

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QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:55 PM) Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of s*** When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... The guy singing this song was nailed to the cross...the Sox are not nailed yet...so look on the bright side...whatever that is.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 15, 2005 -> 06:22 AM) In March, we would have all been cheering our asses off to be in the position we are in. We're on top, yes starting to look back, but it's better then Cleveland's position, IMO. We have to have faith... even if the possibility exists that we don't make it. Its true...if you said back in March that the Sox would have a 5 game lead in the central on Sept 15th, I would be ecstatic....but the issue is watching their abysmal play lately. Sox make Tony sad MERCY!

QUOTE(thedoctor @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 03:02 PM) ok, i'll bite. i was a sophomore in college and one of my buddies had a huge party where they brought in a keg truck. the truck got there at about 10 a.m. and we started. at about 2 p.m. i was ready for a break, so i went out and got a burrito, extra beans. we went back to the party about 4 p.m. and started again. by 11 p.m. i was totally faced and had to take a bad s***. there was only one working toilet in this place, so i got in line. i was doing ok, but there was one guy in front of me in line and i started cramping bad. he went in, and i just couldn't hold it anymore. i was panicking, and i noticed to my left was a closet where their hot water heater was. i stepped in, dropped trou and let loose. as i'm s***ting, i'm thinking, what the hell am i going to wipe with? then i notice to my left is a roll of toilet paper, almost put there by the lord himself just for me. so i wrap up my biz, wipe, wait for the guy in the john to leave and made my getaway. i heard nothing of this for awhile. the party finished up, i went home and figured it was forgotten. then like two weeks later one of the guys started complaining that there was a stench in the basement they couldn't get rid of. i said nothing. a week after that one of the guys is like "you'll never believe it, i finally tracked that stench and found a big pile next to the hot water heater. who would do something like that." i was like "yeah, what an asshole." That's a good one...and they don't have to be gross stories. I got another one... We were in high school, visiting U of I. We drank at my friend's brother's house, and then went to a girl's apartment. We had a buddy who passed out at the table. So the girl busted out the dry erase markers, and the fun began. We started small...curly mustache, swastika on the forehead, colored inside his ears...and then we decided to draw a giant penis on his back. It went from ass to neck and said USA on it...it was beautiful. We carried him home, dropped him on the couch and went to bed. In the morning, we wake up and start nudging each other awake(we were sleeping in sleeping bags on the floor in the next room). He goes in the bathroom and we here 'Jesus Christ, what did you guys do to me?' We're laughing and s***...and he takes his shower. After he is all clean, we tell him to look on his back. He scrubbed and scrubbed but it wouldn't come off. For the next two weeks, we would pull his shirt up at school and show everyone. I don't know if we had anything to do with it, but he turned out to be gay!

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 01:36 PM) I laughed. However, I am only in my 4th week, so ill get back to you in a few months. Ahh, the good times are just starting. Enjoy!

What's the problem? No one likes my thread? I was expecting some great stories. Was mine just gross? Not funny?

QUOTE(Soxfest @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 01:22 PM) It is funny does anyone think if Boston or yankees had same record as SOX they would be ranked 4th in AL................. Yeah, its the bias as always....more reasons to prove them all wrong...please

Lets play Timo!

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:59 AM) So if people did die because of the delayed federal response, and the President says "He takes responsibility" for that poor response...shouldn't there be involuntary manslaughter charges a-comin'? I mean, the man just confessed! How does one do half-sarcasm in color? Every other letter in green.

Ok, I'll start it off....I have lots of college stories, but I'll go with this one. I was living in McCormick Hall at MArquette University. THe floor was all guys and we had to share a bathroom. Well, people were always doing nasty s*** to each other and I was no exception. The bathroom had a garbage can (small bathroom one) that was used by everyone on the floor. There were always pizza boxes, coffee grinds, and assorted bathroom items in it. This guy I know was doing his business in the stall (s***ting if you will), and I decided to dump the garbage all over him in the stall. I was laughing and he was ranting and raving and swearing revenge. I heard him say something about coffee grinds in his underwear. A bunch of guys were around laughing and I walked out of the bathroom. Suddenly I hear a commotion, turn around and I see this guy running out of the bathroom with his pants down. So I take off running to my room, get inside and lock the door. I'm looking through the peep-hole and I only see the back of his head. And then I hear the groans coming from others in the hall. Yep, he s*** in front of my door. I open the door, and there it was. I could only applaud him for getting me back. One last note, did anyone else know that a folder was a good pooper scooper?

QUOTE(sin city sox fan @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:33 AM) I think part of this decision is based upon the desire to get B-Mac some work out of the bullpen. Since this will likely be his use in the playoffs, they want him to become comfortable with being able to warm up and come in mid-game. Although he did a great job of this over the weekend, a couple more stints out of the bullpen would be ideal before the postseason begins. I can see that and agree with that, but we also need to win now, for 2 reasons: to clinch the division, and also try and get homefield throughout the playoffs... Then, in the playoffs, he can be a reliever.

Ah college...enjoy it...you'll miss it when its gone...you have inspired me for a topic.

15. Get yourself a fratastic nickname. In most cases, your last name will fit the bill, however if you have a cool frat story that you can derive a name from, use that.... I was never in a frat, but I really have missed out on a cool nickname...I was called 'Nurse' for a while....basically I was the opposite of a guy who nursed his beer and my idiot friends thought it sounded funny.

It doesn't mean s***, I just know people like to see what people think of us...and then say, f*** them. So, f*** them.

QUOTE(JuiceCruz16 @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:21 AM) There is plenty to be said with getting the most out of your players. Throwing the guys that have batttled all season to get you to this point out like the trash can have very negative effects, both now and in the future for Ozzie. I have no problem with El Duque going out next start. The intangables of coaching can have a big effect on a teams preformance. Sure, but if he stinks it up again saturday, he needs to hit the pen. We need to win to get this thing...Cleveland just won't die....

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:19 AM) denfense is below avg huh? He leads the league in fielding percentage for catchers (.999), 3rd in PO, 6th in CS. offense is avg huh? I believe he is 4th in Hr's 6th in RBI's 8th in hits 11th in SLG in the AL. People need to remember that catchers typically aren't the best hitters on the team. Its a grueling postion, and those players also NEED plenty of time off. AJ plays almost everyday, which is rare.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 10:08 AM) Wow Ozzie, there is no defending you on this one. One bad outing is really stretching it. And he hasnt pitched all year long, the guy had two spells on the disabled list. Yeah, I couldn't believe he said 1 bad outing...the guy has an ERA over 5...that equals plenty of bad outings.

I know no one cares about these, neither do I. But the Indians are moving up as we move down... Power Rankings Are we really behind the Yankees? I guess after what happened against the Angels, who can blame them?

I couldn't fit the 2005 one into my schedule, but 2006 will be different. Can't wait to see my world champion White Sox at Soxfest!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 11:20 AM) And on top of that, it is pretty irresponsible to speculate about people when there isn't any fact basis to any allegations. Isn't the whole MLB up for speculation at this point? They've done it to themselves. What about people speculating about Helton?

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 10:28 AM) Vazquez can demand a trade, but I don't think he will, he's pretty happy in Arizona, but you never know. And yes I would trade Rowand before Young, although I know that's probably not going to be popular. Young's got the chance to be something special, while Aaron has to show last year wasn't a flash in the pan, and he can post a .850+ OPS and I don't know if he can. Dare I say roids? Aaron is known to be a big time in the gym. I wonder if is drop-off is related? Obviously he wouldn't be on the top of list of suspects, but I think as we are learning, it can be anyone.

QUOTE(Rich McKinney @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 01:34 AM) Aww..did ya get your feelings hurt a bit with my post? Those crowds this past week were AWFUL! I was around during the 1977 season and those were fans! I'm not ripping you guys or Sox fans in general. I'm ripping the city for not supporting such a good team! This club deserves 30,000 each night for what they've accomplished this season. Even the players admitted that they've come out flat because of the enormous amount of blue seats visible to them. By the way, I could handle any "four-letter" words you could throw out, either on here or in person. So, let 'em fly. This post has been edited by the Soxtalk staff to remove objectionable material. Soxtalk encourages a free discussion between its members, but does not allow personal attacks, threats, graphic sexual material, nudity, or any other materials judged offensive by the Administrators and Moderators. Thank you.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 03:15 AM) Someone already within our organization. Tadahito Iguchi. So in essence, getting a #2 hole hitter in Bill Mueller becomes a priority for me. Ooh, he throws a wrench in there...I still think Overbay is a possibility...if only Konerko played third! Pods, Mueller, Tads doesn't sound bad at all.

QUOTE(tony72 @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 09:09 PM) Still a great season no matter how it ends..!! GO SOX!! I agree....but it would also be dissappointing...so lets win it all and not have to worry about it!