SleepyWhiteSox

In the umpire's defense, he literally had the best view and none of the camera angles showed a definitive tag.

To be fair, stoney called a passed ball a few minutes prior

Avoiding catastrophic injury would be 1 reason

Is it the shoes?

That shit doesn't belong on this board

Weekend at Tony's

No shit Monday morning Quarterback .

Not according to my phone notification

I think that this exact post is precisely what the organization from reinsdorf, Hahn, Kenny on down to TLR and Katz needed in order to realize that Giolito was not performing up to his expected level and something may not be totally right. I'm confident that each of them spit out their morning coffee and exclaimed "oh shit!" when they fired up soxtalk this AM to see what the experts were saying, gaining newfound insight on the performance of their ace as they realized something may be out of whack. Thanks, parkman for enlightening them.

I'm picturing TLR doing the "ice in my veins" tik tok pose

Feigning surprise that Cruz still plays baseball with an "I thought you retired" is a decent heckle

Yeah but the Mets pitching staff leads the majors in unbridled satisfaction

Imagine being the hitting coach for this team. "Just hit .300!"

That kind of shit doesn't belong on this board

Nashville could probably handle a baseball team better.

Missing the lack of crowd noise from last year right about now

You're about as oblivious a poster as exists on this forum. Just a mere cheerleader with no other function.

You're about as oblivious a poster as exists on this forum. Just a mere cheerleader with no other function.

Fine, I'll bite. I'd love to see any statistics at all pointing to the White Sox offense in particular being bad.

announcertalk

You're not even an attorney so nothing that you say has any credibility

How delusional do you have to be to actually think your hot takes on a message board are as important as those that get paid to do it just because you're a "loyal and knowledgeable fan?"

I can't even tell if it's sarcasm or just another exaggerated, baseless Hahn-hating meathead take, but why would the GM have to know the specific rules and relay it to the manager??

That dangly 80s earring threw off his equilibrium

Yermin is pretty darn athletic