South Side Fireworks Man

Leury ugh.

Lucky break.

And here come the Tigers.

LOL Stoney doin' the Cousin Vinny reference!

Nice catch darn it.

That was grand, Grandal!

There is just something about this team.

Trading Burger, unless it's for a top of the rotation pitcher which is highly unlikely, would be a big mistake. He's more valuable to this team which already lacks depth than any mediocre stop gap pitcher or one year rental would be.

That's exactly what it was. Pollack played well today and he's a good player. But he is a LFer plugged into RF.

Well that's an ominous beginning to the season.

LOL!

At least Hahn did a great job building the bullpen this offseason.

Crap.

Booooourns!

Alright Liam, let's close this out!

Gone Vaughn!

Time for our "high powered offense" to put up.

Crap.

Gotta love that!

Bullshit call, but we'll take it.

Seems like it would be easy to intercept the signal if someone really wanted to cheat.

Robert!

Nice AJ!

Jake Burger, ladies and gentlemen!

So does it look like the game is going to start on time?