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I've finally broken down and allowed my wife to get the kids a dog. Of course, after the new dog smell wears off, I will be responsible for walking, cleaning, picking up after, and whatever else the dog requires, but such is the life of a married man. Anyway, we don't have a name that I like yet for the dog. Dog is a boxer. I'm open to suggestions.

QUOTE(Balance @ Jan 25, 2007 -> 03:15 PM) The Adam Carolla Radio Show Bonaduce - Yay or Nay? What say you?

'06 Bears v. '05 Sox - no contest, "That's a White Sox winner." The Sox winning removed (somewhat) the stigma attached to being a Sox fan. The Sox are recognized nationally now more than ever. A lifetime of losing was lifted from our collective shoulders. The '06 Bears are a great story, but the '85 Bears are relatively recent news. They're still omnipresent in Chicago. So the '06 Bears don't compare, though I have to admit, I was really excited Monday when I heard the "Super Bowl Shuffle" on a local (AZ) sports show. If the question is '85 Bears v. '05 Sox, that's a little closer for me. The '85 Bears have no comparison in any sport in my lifetime. Proverbial perfect storm of personalities, city dying for a winner, and a totally dominant team. That season was surreal. I'll call it a tie between '85 Bears and '05 Sox.

It snowed within a mile of my house. Can't believe my eyes.

There's a sale on pear-shaped pants at the Dallas Big & Tall Shop now, so if you're in the area and are unfortunately misshaped....

QUOTE(TLAK @ Jan 18, 2007 -> 04:56 AM) Big Frank, David Wells AND Royce Clayton. They are putting the old band back together, is Jerry Manuel coming over to manage? Doubt it...Manuel was traded for a microphone.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 18, 2007 -> 12:11 PM) Cross eyed, or not? Shaq? Jimmy Kimmel? Lewis Black? Forest Whitaker? all of the above? FW - definitely. Shaq - a bit lazy eyed. Stuart Scott?

I used to do quite a bit of international travel, and rather than pay taxes on the items I brought back from other countries, I used to "keester" everything to get through customs. I became quite good at it. I could probably get a small foot-stool across the border this way in my prime. Now, no more than a water bottle.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 16, 2007 -> 09:40 AM) It is too damn cold here today. I've been waiting for it to warm up before venturing to the store and it hasn't moved past 39 degrees. That's not why I moved here dammit. 28 degrees in Phoenix on Sunday morning. I ran the Rock n' Roll half-marathon (which, based on the way I feel two days later, you should probably train for). Anyway, we were standing in line to be shuttled to the start line (it's a point to point run) for 10 minutes. Then we got on a bus and waited a few minutes. We were blocked in by another bus, so our driver beeped. The bus in front of us proceded to back up into our bus. Realizing his error, the driver of that bus pulled forward. Then, just to make sure the damage was done, backed into us again. They made us get off the bus and get back into line. The back of the line. For another 25 minutes. 28 degrees in Phoenix. But, it's a dry cold.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Jan 12, 2007 -> 08:34 PM) Or him arguing with the umpire in Buggs Bunny fashion. "I was trying to say the ball was fair, but I was saying it was foul, and he was saying the ball was fair instead of saying the ball was foul." They used to play that on the Score all the time. Classic. He actually confused himself.

Look, when cigarrettes fell out of Greg Brady's jacket at the Brady's breakfast table, Mike and Carol correctly placed the blame on Greg. Oops, the jacket belonged to his friend. Barry Bonds - Barry Williams. Same guy. Sweeney is guilty.

QUOTE(ZoomSlowik @ Jan 9, 2007 -> 11:00 AM) Yeah, some of those old votes boggle my mind, I don't know how you can leave some of those guys off the ballot. What possible logic is there to not vote for guys like Mays and Aaron (other than a racist non-vote, which would be pretty pathetic). I didn't realize that it took DiMaggio 3 tries to get in, that's ridiculous. In the beginning, writers were playing catch-up. The first class was 1936, and voters are limited to 10 players on their ballots, so good players were passed up for years. Here's a year by year list of the results. The players on the first ballot are amazing. http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/history/...ing/default.htm

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 9, 2007 -> 02:44 PM) Plus even if he did juice, they were not banned from the game of baseball (yes they were an illegal substance in the US, but they were not banned from baseball) so I can not possibly hold him out because of that. Steroids were banned from baseball in 1991. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/sto...sExc&num=19

Good stuff. I kind of skimmed it, and there's some pretty funny stuff. I'll have to go back to that when I have more time.

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Jan 3, 2007 -> 11:06 PM) Perhaps if you're in the mood for another western you could check out The Proposition. I haven't actually seen it yet but I've heard good things. Boring movie.

"Pursuit of Happyness" is really depressing. Something bad happens to Will Smith (who's really quite good) in every scene for 2 hours, but there is a 5 minute long happy ending. I couldn't wait for the movie to end.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Dec 29, 2006 -> 10:40 PM) I'm tempted to take this to the CTA as I have friends at the top of the Authority (specifically, fathers of a few friends) but I'm not going to. That said, I thought the driver was way out of line and I know that she'd lose her job for such a thing. It's almost impossible to get fired from a government job. She would have had to kill your mom to lose her job.

1. Growing up, my parents didn't let us drink soda (all of which were called Coke - whether they were Coke or not). We could only have "Coke" as a treat on the weekends. One glass each, poured from the bottle. During the week we drank milk or Kool Aid, which we called "red juice." 2. My cousin is arguably the most famous Irish-American violin player in the world, and another cousin danced in the original version of "Riverdance." I have no talent in either area. My sister, however, took dance lessons with Michael Flatley. She is marginally more talented at Irish dance than I. 3. In high school, my dad was diagnosed with high cholesterol. The doctor said he needed to cut down on red meat and include more fish in his diet. My mom bought a deep fryer to cook the fish in. No lie. 4. In third grade, I lost the part of Paul Bunyan in a school play to a girl. I later took that girl to senior prom. My wife was also at that prom (though I didn't know at the time). I met my wife a few months later on my first day at U of I. Still together 16 years later with three kids. 5. I once shot at the wrong basket in a high school basketball game. I came off the bench at the beginning of the fourth quarter, and I hadn't been paying attention. A teammate inbounded the ball to me as I broke toward the basket. I went in for the layup. And missed. No wonder I never played.

QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 28, 2006 -> 06:58 PM) 23 and it wont except some of my correct answers Maybe due to spelling/grammar errors?

We had a tie as well in week 15. No tie-breaker in place, though the old commish (who tied) was certain that bench points was the tie-breaker, but nobody could remember that being a rule. The new commish was looking for suggestions, and we came up with decimal point scoring. It broke the tie, but the old commish lost as a result and went nuts. The new commish relented and said that the only fair thing was a rematch and pushing the championship back to week 17. Now, the other semi-finalist is upset that he may have to play the championship in week 17. What I don't get, and never will, is that the rules are the same for everyone (even if they don't exist), yet there's always someone who thinks he's getting screwed. I wouldn't want to be commish. I'd rather be the guy on the side fanning the flames - which I did throughout the process.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Dec 5, 2006 -> 08:52 AM) download an adobe PDF printer driver... this would install an new "printer" on your computer, then when you go to print the document, instead of printing it, select "Adobe PDF" which will then produce a PDF of the selected document instead of printing it. unfortunately, they only have this for Mac, but here is one you can use a free trial for the PC, though i have not used it myself. PDF Printer Driver: PC I downloaded it and it works fine. In the bottom right corner of each page it says "created using BCL easyPDF printer driver." A little tacky, but I only need it for some documents that I submit quarterly to the bank that lent me money for an apartment complex. Thanks much everyone, MB

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Dec 18, 2006 -> 09:31 PM) Anyone have a good suggestion for a mattress brand? I don't even know where to start. I can sleep just about anywhere, the softer the better. Miss PA is about the same. anyone? My wife and I just did a mattress survey (we're on a list and get called occasionally for such things). It was for Temperpedic (sp?), which I think is Sealy, and I think it fits your needs. It basically molds to your body, but it's still firm. Really different from your normal mattress, but something to test and consider. They gave us $100 and a Temperpedic pillow for a 45 minute Q&A session. We also tested two mattresses for comfort.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Dec 17, 2006 -> 11:30 PM) Warren G. Harding was a total douchebag and you all know it, yet no one ever says anything. It's his association with Snoop that keeps me quiet.

This thread reminds me that I only had one friend with ONTV, and one day we were snooping in his parents bedroom and found their "Midnight Special" massage kit. *Smithers*

I signed up for Classmates 4 or 5 years ago, and after an initial interest in seeing who elso was signed up, I really never used it for anything. About a year ago, a guy I was friends with when I was ten or eleven sent me a Classmates greeting. I got the notification that this guy had sent me an email, but the catch is that you can't read it unless you too are a member. Now, if it was someone who I cared to reconnect with, I might consider joining to read the email. But, for someone who is probably just trying to get me involved in a pyramid scheme, I'll pass. Anyone ever use Classmates or one of these type things to contact someone?