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QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 03:52 PM) Last year, the guys that lived next to me were from Alton, Illinois and they always told us that their claim-to-fame was being the most haunted location in either Illinois, or, the entire country, I forget which one. That is a very neat site, for sure. Alton's claim to fame is being home to the tallest person in history, Robert Wadlow. http://www.altonweb.com/history/wadlow/

Yeah, they make them in every size, but that doesn't mean that every girl should wear a thong.

It's tacky to have another shower. If she want's girl stuff, she can have a "meet the baby" party or invite people who would have attended the shower to the baptism (if she does that). People will bring girl stuff. If she's looking to get girl stuff, the best advice I can give is garage sales. I'm not kidding. People have stuff that has hardly ever been worn (often with tags still on) that's perfectly good for a baby. My wife did this. Saved us a ton of money. FYI, if you buy stuff at a garage sale with the tags still on, and you don't like it, you can return it to the store most times and get store credit.

In the military, they refer to accidents such as this as "friendly fire." Not that our esteemed VP would know anything about the military.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 04:42 PM) The difference is in Vegas the government is getting its cut. In this ring, the gov isn't getting its money. Of course I'm not disagreeing with you about who runs a lot of the sports books. Another difference is that in Vegas you pay up front. When you go through a bookie, you have credit. Lose enough and you can get seriously behind. When you are involved in sports, that opens the door to throwing games. I doubt that happened in this case, but that's the fear for league commisioners. I think it's time that it becomes a standard part of player contracts that they refrain from gambling (even legally) on sports and from any type of illegal gambling on cards, etc.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 07:08 AM) Not surprising, and I hope it's true....Roenick is as big a douchebag as any athlete I've ever seen. Totally agree with your JR assessment. Regarding the gambling allegations, I doubt that Tocchet financed the operation as has been reported. I think it's more likely that he brought high level clients into the ring and worked as a go between for the clients and the main bookie. For his "trouble," I'd guess that Tocchet received a percentage of the losses incurred by the clients he recruited. So, say Roenick bet and lost $10K, he'd owe the bookie $10K plus an additional $1K. Of that $1K, Tocchet would receive 10-15%. This becomes a considerable amount when millions are being bet and lost.

I don't know that I'll ever do much more than wade in the ocean. I'm sure "Jaws" is more than a little responsible.

QUOTE(BurlyMan56 @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 11:33 AM) Crazy Carl Everett where are you????? I don't think he left on the worst of terms?? Am I missing something? The White House isn't mentioned in the Bible. Oddly enough, Dick Cheney is.

"Installation of the new green seats, however, won't be complete until next off-season. As the Sox played deep into October, culminating with their first World Series title in 88 years, they lost valuable time that could have been used to install the new seats. "You can't caulk under a certain temperature," Boyer said of the seat installation process." Couldn't they replace a few sections at a time during the season when the team is on roadtrips?

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 02:50 PM) One of my friends came out in high school with an MSN screen name.......... [email protected]?

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 07:59 AM) I also thought it was interesting that the two tribes of natives who own the land also had never been there before. They've already cleared out some of the trees and weeds to make room for townhomes.

I got one of those emails that goes around from time to time where you are supposed to fill in answers to a bunch of questions then forward it to your friends and have them do the same. I guess it's supposed to help you know your friends better. Easier than an actual conversation, I guess. Sample questions: Favorite color? Ever cry over a boyfriend/girlfriend? etc. The question that stunned me - Anything exciting/interesting happen to you recently? The girl wo sent it to me replied - My husband and I are getting divorced. I couldn't believe that she thought this was the appropriate way to break the news to friends. Had to share.

Man in yellow seen fleeing the scene.

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 12:13 PM) I think all of that stuff has been recycled at some point in time. It's never as good as the originals though. I am really disappointed with the newer versions of the He-Man, Star Wars, Transformers and GI Joe figures/toys. Some of the new star wars figures have removable hands. That's an excellent feature for a 6 year old. Also, they didn't do much to update the Darth Vader carrying case. It's just the wrong size for most of the figures. This was definitely my wife when I met her: "ever curled your bangs upward, and sprayed them in place there" Her hair defied gravity.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 6, 2006 -> 05:04 PM) I hear Mexican slang all the time and have to be very careful in not repeating it. I know they can get away with it, but from me it would be insulting to all but my closest friends. I speak Mexican, too.

QUOTE(DukeNukeEm @ Feb 1, 2006 -> 02:24 PM) put Juan Uribe into Getty Images and you get like 40 of them MLB has has ordered that Uribe's picture be replaced with one of Derek Jeter diving into the crowd.

The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155mm howizzitor. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop r stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime. He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years. He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood. And now we even have woman over there in danger, doing their part in this tradition of going to War when our nation calls us to do so.

There are errors in every auto-biography and biography that gets published. This is done either on purpose, or as an accidental error of ommision. I think that it's most likely done puposefully with the intent of making the subject look good. I don't really get the uproar here. I know the guy presented the story as non-fiction and he embellished and flat out lied about some things, but that happens all the time. There are historical myths that have been perpetuated by scholars and teachers for years and years. The history that we learned in school is, in many ways, propaganda. So this guy changed some "facts" and flat out lied at times. He was trying to make some money. Big deal. Judge the book for the story, not for the truth.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 08:20 AM) "Whassup Mah' Neckaz!" There's a pretty good chance that I'll use this some day. You will, of course, receive no credit.

Good job, PK. There's no "I" in long term contract. Really, I looked it up.

QUOTE(Soxy @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 06:27 AM) Best way to pick up a guy is to act dumb and helpless. It really doesn't even take that much effort. Not that I try to pick up guys. I don't like when I meet someone and they assume I can hold my liquor just because I'm Irish. Like it comes natural or something. I'm like the Larry Bird of drinking. Minimal natural ability, but years of practice perfecting my craft.

QUOTE(sec159row2 @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 11:11 AM) ...and then the democrats ran a billionaire in 2004... my interpretation a filthy rich boob... vote GW again... I'll admit that I was almost sucked in by GW's "rags to riches" story in the most recent election, too.

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 11:35 AM) First off I'd say...go with your beliefs and vote for who most represents those beliefs. Call yourself an independant. Then vote straight Democrat. (

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 11:36 AM) Whenever this country has needed its Armed Forces a bunch of guys with US Army, US Marines, US Air Force, US Navy and US Coast Guard showed up and did the job. You may not think we do a whole lot with our time in that small little world you live in but if you'd open up your eyes and look around you you'd realize that we do a whole hell of a lot to keep this nation safe. Why all this hanging out in Germany?

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 11:26 AM) So do you get the LAT delivered in Arizona, or did you just use your computer? I just rubbed against the monitor.