chitownsportsfan

Obviously I'm not saying he's Aaron Judge but the build and ability to whip the bat through the zone at that size is similar. Usually big guys like that just run into a bunch and only a few really develop into elite game power guys. Well, here's hoping.

Sir, this is a White Sox.

Well someone else can take the duties tmr. Another very White Sox loss.

it's pathetic how often we just stop scoring and our bullpen blows it. if we had a habit of scoring more often maybe we could take some pressure off these guys, not that they are that good.

White Sox baseball!

I'll go to Siesta key with a frisbee, a joint and a cooler full of modello. If I'm feeling super frisky maybe I'll take a gram of shrooms and do some summersaults in the water.

I can't tell if John is really partying in Miami or if he's just that big of a square he thinks he needs to mention how Miami is a party town constantly.

Also gotta love having Sheets not in the IL and incapable apparently of doing anything other than DH. If it's one thing we really need, it's another DH type.

What does Beni have to do to get benched? Does this bread dead club think he's going to get hot and get flipped? Come the hell on. Just eat the money and get someone in there that might contribute in the future.

Sox certainly playing better baseball than Miami at the moment. Might this be the only road series sweep of the season? Will need to start with another win today.

he's from Chi... naperville.

You can put it on the board, yeeeas! History! Nice start for Thorpe. 5K 2BB, lots of weak contact. He's holding his own. I think he pencils in as a solid back of the rotation 4/5 at worst, barring injury of course. Nice to see him touching 93 and with pretty good command to add to his changeup.

pirates have the type of team KW fielded quite a bit. it's a mediocre team but it's fun AF and has some exciting young talent.

because a guy who might work for the sox said as much in the game thread?

f*** that fat slob that had to miss games because of gout. GMAFB.

Luis Robert and the rookie Thorpe get it done.

oh yea good one, blast from my childhood, that guy sucked and ran his mouth iirc.

that's what happens when you only have fastball, 99 or not. Even Liam's fastball, and Kopech's ain't that.

LMAO, maldy wants it low, he points to the ground repeatedly, it's a 40 footer!

how does he not have a fucking 2nd pitch, as a reliever, at this point?

For sure. Baldwin, Navarro, Swisher are near the top in our lifetimes. Beni has to be up there. We should make a thread on it during this boring ass 2nd half.

kopech is fool's gold.

that's the joke broski.

I can spread my wrath around to all of the ethnicities that have come through Chicago throughout the years. Except maybe black US players, even Bell was a fucking stud when he was an asshole. Who was the least likeable black player we've had? Jurassic Carl? Ah, maybe Baldwin. That guy pissed me off.