chitownsportsfan

these two teams should be relegated.

lol

Just listened to it that was pathetic. I don't even know what he was saying and then the growls. Yikes.

He's 27 years old and is carrying an OPS+ of 80. Grifol is talking like he's a 37 year old Frank Thomas playing on one foot and hitting 240/340/500.

Oh no we won 2 in a row against another historically awful team to pull back slightly ahead of both the all time worst record and RD pace. Some people here: is this a .490 team?

I swear to god vaughn is going to go 1-4 with a double and 2-4 with a double all the way every other game for his 680 OPS until game 162. He started from such a bad spot that simply hitting better isn't really doing much. He needs to just go on a tear.

Ah, I stopped watching the games a week OK or so, just come here to BS with you guys for comic relief. All the guys in the FO are clowns, they are all JR hires after all.

Gene Watson I believe.

I heard that guy on spring training, had no idea who he was, and assumed he was a ticket department shill. Someone then informed me he's our shiny new hire from the Royals, heading up scouting. Yikes.

Yea, same takeaway I got from most our guys when I was sitting 20 feet away. It's not a team full of assholes, it's just a team full of horrific MLB players.

Yea, obvious followup to home boy's tweet is "have you seen our squad!"

Our guys on a slippery surface? What could go wrong. Just cancel it.

As someone that has been gym adjacent and in them going on 30 years the explosion in PED use among normies is rather shocking. I see more guys clearly on gear at my gym now in one week then you'd see all year 15 years ago. You can order the s%*# risk free on the Internet for the most part and because guys on the juice rarely admit it, and noobs aren't experienced enough to know the limits of natty, you have this weird thing now where more people than ever are juicing, and yet more people than ever think these guys are just natural.

That's brutal. Dude couldn't even find the real thing? Had to go to some horse roids?

nah s%*# hurts. easily done hitting the bag over and over in season. you can't push off it. it's similar to plantar fasciitis type injury in that you just really can't play with it even tho you're not feeling much pain just walking. you get hurt a lot in baseball just from doing the same thing over and over.

I'd settle for a pizza you find 1/3 eaten by the dumpster in the morning that some drunk threw out the night prior but otherwise looks edible.

HISTORY

Get this bum Eloy off my team.

kelenic actually having a decent year. huh.

Just stop. Sheets was playing OF in spring training bro.

You are what your record says you are. Period. This is pro sports. Getz quite loudly announced a plan for the team to immediately become solid defensively and with enough otherwise to field a competitive squad the fans could appreciate. And now where are we?

They have a mediocre, but fun team with a club legend in Cutch still performing well enough to give the fans some cheer once and while and are running out some young talent in a stars and scrubs configuration. It really is amazing we can't even match that mid aughts definition of White Sox success.

It makes sense don't overthink it. Getz put together one of the worst offenses of the non deadball era. It's so bad that the impetus must have been trying to get shutout, otherwise it makes no sense.