chitownsportsfan

we lead the leagues in pickoffs, getting picked off and balks. probably.

oof, that was a 52 footer.

Both colas and sosa should already have 150 PA at least this year. pathetic long term thinking. i don't care that you cycled in some vets like Jurks that caught lightning in a bottle, same with Pham. Those guys are nothing long term.

what a terrible break, god damnit.

Twice I got super stoned and posted Shields instead of Sheets on Soxtalk this year. Man is rent free up in my noggin.

Crazy how nice it is to see Colas and Robert in the OF instead of Fletcher/Pham and Shields. You get an elite CF and a decent RF with a big arm instead of two nothings.

Porter Hodge sounds like the guy leading your tiki boat tour in Boca Raton.

I can't like only one sentence in a post but let the record show I only liked the 1st one. The 2nd one is classic caulfield non sequitur.

most is doing a lot in that post. too much honestly. shields is not most. i get what you're saying tho.

I'm fucking sick and tired of our young latin players getting fucked over by umps. It's uncanny. Thank god Sosa didn't let it affect him. Confidence is a crazy fucking thing. All of a sudden, Sosa has it.

John saying "let 'em know" after doing a fucking "good" Nationwide jingle is my personal hell.

he's a terrible fielder but it doesn't help going back to 1B for, as said a terrible fielder. He's not Mookie Betts out there exactly. Stop putting players in bad spots.

that was an epic pan from a braless chick in a white tank up to lee batting.

As noted, we are the harlem globetrotters of losing.

they will ask him to do a cone drill and cancel the investigation.

he's at 87 piches and someone has JUST GOTTEN GOING? WAKE UP GRIFOL!

credited with a hit, come on.

you buried the lede. the funniest part of his post was IF...one 1 WAR! bro. Gavin Sheets is a fucking clown but this is what happens when you jerk players around.

I'm a sucker for anything Aztec but I ain't gonna give the Sox a penny.

lol

As I was saying, FFS. First pitch popup.

Julks and Lee give good ABs more often than not. A lot of these guys are just swinging half assed.

Morel is an awful 3B. That wasn't that hard of a play, Moncada makes it all the time for example.

That's one big brown beaver -- PRIMUS

Just do a beaver hunt on pretty girls in the stands the rest of the way on the sox broadcast, who would complain?