chitownsportsfan

Imagine defending a guy with a 300 OPS because your salary depends on it.

you see that in little league sometimes.

099 .158 .155

I think Martin is going to break the non deadball era for sustained futility. AWESOME! I want to know where @Harold's Leg Liftis RIGHT NOW.

lmao nice "swing".

Eloy is a pathetic excuse for a player.

Teams have played ass defense against us for a few weeks it's nice.

Busted out of it the other night.

Maldonado SUCKS GET HIM OFF THE TEAM

well if he's gonna call that a strike all night we're fucked.

Eloy our prized slugger and cleanup DH: 222 .281 .385

Whoops.

-275 for our expert line maker.

f*** no. Maybe @greg775 will, if he's got any rooms left to lose.

For some odd reason I think we're going to get to him a bit.

Yea I don't get it either. The process seems silly. If you ID Fletcher as a guy you want, you might as well see what you've got in him in a throwaway year rather than a vet or something. Colas I see because frankly I don't think he's that good and probably won't ever amount to anything (zero improvement in his plate discipline so far) and you can extend out his clock letting him play everyday in AAA. Mendick got activated but they had the off day, they didn't have to make a 26 man move until today I believe.

lol, half the lineup is fucking AAAA journeymen or prospect busts. The other half is semi decent.

Shewmake got optioned to Charlotte. Another great Getz find.

Schedule gets rough next couple week. Let's see if we can play .450 ball or so.

2 hits including a double for Colson in the nightcap after a rough afternoon in the opener. Nastrini has a terrible ERA and is now 0-4, oof. Decent peripherals.

Car will blow a ______ around the first turn. Guaranteed.

paging @Quin you got the honors. NM, an off day. figures.

We're still -87 RD with one of the worst offenses in baseball. Pitching wise we've been remarkably healthy. If two starters go down or one starter and one important reliever, we're right back to looking at below 60 imo.

Vegas is so good man. I had chance to grab 61.5 for the under during March madness. That was just low enough to where I thought nah, not going to try that one. As of this moment Fangraphs projects the Sox at 61.5 wins. Obviously it will be over or under that, but this team is probably just horribly bad rather than historically bad. In all honesty if we get Robert back we might play .500 ball for a month or so if he gets on a heater and carries the offense a bit.

Keep churning the roster. We're a year away (at best) from being a year away. No reason to try and keep him past the deadline this year. In fact sooner he's traded the better, then he can't get hurt or regress.