QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Apr 10, 2006 -> 10:59 AM)
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
Little Jimmy is a .280 hitter if he's lucky, though. That means that he's gonna fail in 72 out of every 100 ABs. I'm pretty sure that Kong will have plenty of RBI opportunities. I dunno, just call it a hunch.
He'll also walk 100 times.