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"WHERE MY WIFE AT?" - JURASSIC

PK reportedly the MVP

"THE WHITE SOX HAVE WON THE PENNANT! THEY'VE WON THE PENNANT! IT'S A WHITE SOX WINNER... AND THEY'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!" -The immortal words of John Rooney.

THE ANGELS HIT .175 THIS SERIES. JEFF BRANTLEY COMPLIMENTING OZZIE ON GETTING TO THE SERIES AND NOT USING THE BULLPEN.

PODS TADAHITO IGUCHI JERMAINE DYE CARL EVERETT AARON ROWAND AJ PIERZYNSKI JUAN URIBE NEAL COTTS

ONCE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO REPEAT MY TOAST THREAD...WITH THE ORDER SLIGHTLY SHUFFLED. KENNY WILLIAMS: OZZIE GUILLEN JOSE CONTRERAS MARK BUEHRLE JON GARLAND FREDDY GARCIA PAUL KONERKO JOE CREDE JERRY REINSDORF

Buddy you're a boy makin' big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace Kickin' your can all over the place Singin' We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place We will we will rock you Singin' We will we will rock you Buddy you're an old man poor man Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place We will we will rock you Singin' We will we will rock you Everybody We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Alright.... I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I've come through And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You've brought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions

Buddy you're a boy makin' big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace Kickin' your can all over the place Singin' We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place We will we will rock you Singin' We will we will rock you Buddy you're an old man poor man Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place We will we will rock you Singin' We will we will rock you Everybody We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Alright

I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But I've come through And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You've brought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose And I need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions

"CELEBRATE WHITE SOX FANS CELEBRATE!" - ROONEY

"THE WHITE SOX HAVE WON THE PENNANT! THE WHITE SOX HAVE WON THE PENNANT! IT'S A WHITE SOX WINNER AND THE WHITE SOX ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!"

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

46 years...

JUST 1 MORE

2 outs from the promised land

Cotts and Jenks are ready if hwe need them. Contreras gets 2 baserunners. 0-2...

BOBBY AND COTTS SHOULD BOTH BE READY TO COME IN AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE...BUT ONLY IF MORE THAN 1 GUY GETS ON BASE.

All right, I'll take it. 3 outs and I get a new shirt.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Oct 16, 2005 -> 08:30 PM) If the Sox hang on....Buehrle or Count? Buehrle in game 1. Count pitches game 3. Thus setting up Count in game 7 if needbe.

YOU'VE BEEN THUDERSTRUCK

QUOTE(fathom @ Oct 16, 2005 -> 08:25 PM) PK is almost the last person I want to have up here. Not bashing PK, but this is where a bunt would be nice. He does have the best eye of anyone on this team...

QUOTE(Linnwood @ Oct 16, 2005 -> 08:24 PM) Is four consecutive complete games in the playoffs a record? I'm sure it happened a lot in the early part of the century, but i'm also sure it's got to have been 50 years.

The Dreaded Leadoff walk. Can we pinch hit Crede?

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin, how everybody's chokin now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap city He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Chorus:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo, You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better, His soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water These ho's don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da [Chorus:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo, you better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this mothaf***in roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Makai Pfeiffer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screamin on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Success is my only mothaf***in option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not or not this may be the only opportunity that I got [Chorus:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better, You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Give it to Conteras in the 9th. I wanted Cotts against Anderson. But after that inning...it's Jose's ball until someone gets on.