Big Hurtin

You have a better chance of hitting the Mega Millions & Powerball than the White Sox signing Ohtani.

There is zero chance he "gets the bag" from the White Sox, so tick tock.

Talk to Jerry

This so much, and it goes beyond games, even beyond sports. I hate all instances of it. Another one is when they are doing an interview while the game is being played, thus not even showing the action. Also, not sure if it's ESPN or FOX, but whoever does the mic'ing of players while they are playing needs to stop. "The umpires in the stands..." A. They aren't umpires. B. They are biased and their opinion is irrelevant. "The pitcher wanted that one..." Really?, you don't say

Hard to remember something from well before you were born.

If I had a nickel...

How’s that pizza? It looks good.

Was looking at the standings, and as of right now, the AL East and AL Central look like a 10 team standings (the last in the East (Boston) is tied with the first in the Central (Minnesota).

Doyle Brunson, poker legend

Peacock does an early game every Sunday.

Don't worry, it's not national. ?

Wow, but not really unexpected. https://506sports.com/mlb.php

I’m hearing Diana Ross for some reason. ?

Glass houses and all, but ouch, that Oakland team has to be historical level bad. ?

What did he say?

Any more rain coming?

It would be so dumb to not trade him. You have to get something for him.

Who returns first? ?