Big Hurtin

He's got a sweet gig, for sure. Probably just takes a nap under his desk like George Costanza.

Keep going like this, and it will work itself out.

Holy moly

Who knew, The Bad News Bears was a little prophetic. Cleveland: I just get an eight count here. White Sox Manager: I know. I know. But, it's okay. I've got the whole thing figured out. Now, this is what I do. I take my two outfielders, Henry and Thor, I play them in right and left center. Cleveland: Oh, you stop it! You're embarrassing yourself! White Sox Manager: Look, three of my White Sox have got the flu. I've got a god damn little Jesus freak in Bakersfield at a revival meeting! Cleveland: I am sorry. I am sorry. White Sox Manager: I've only got eight players! Cleveland: I am sorry! The White Sox are gonna have for forfeit the game. It's a forfeit! It's a forfeit. The White Sox are forfeiting.

How so? (bold portion)

I hope this is the end of that experiment. Time to find a different career.

Why is Stone out for so many games, anyway? I hope it's not health related.

Airing Mercedes out publicly about the 3-0 home run. Instead of talking to him privately.

Is it safe to say Rick Hahn is, what is referred to in the poker world as, a nit? ?

What were they chanting?

Bieber to the IL

Their Wrigleyville unis are sooo boring. ?

Nice, now finish it this time.

What did I miss, the umpire hit Abreu with a bat?

The 8th inning offense turned into a can of Pringles.

Nice, almost his second of the game. (nice because he got the run in)

So, he DOESN'T bunt the one time where almost everyone would agree it's the right play. ?‍♂️

Wasn't Sale also, when he first came up?

Saving Hendriks to pinch run in the 10th (if it gets there), I guess.

Seems most of ESPN programming, besides live games, consists of chumming.

Um..

Finally, some offensive fireworks

When "We're going to see the Sox." has the same energy as "We have to go to a wake for your aunt who died."

Manners LOL, doing the wave at a stadium? C'mon that's ridiculous.