Big Hurtin

Jesus, Artie Lange could move faster than this guy.

Damn, everybody gets a hit. Ice Cream time.

Wasn't there a guy like that on the Twins before? (Can't think of the name)

He needs to stay in Chicago.

Damn, this kid is good.

Did Jack and Fathom trade accounts? ?

That was sweet.

Wow, so close, I thought the ump was about to ring him up.

Looked like they were all afraid of the ball. ?

Must... Not... game thread warning ?

Dammit, almost.

Who is this guy wearing Cease's uniform?

Wow, just got in a bit ago and looked at the box score. Was Rodon really that good, or did the Tigers hitters help him out? Such a great story for someone who wasn't sure to be in the team coming into spring training.

Wow this guy has bad luck. I found this when I saw during Mets vs. Red Sox, Lindor fouled a ball directly into his face mask. He was staggering pretty badly. I'm sure there will be video later.

Even if it's sincere? ?

Talking about how Hinch would manage his starting pitcher.

Was that a sneaky dig at TLR by Stone?

Nick ate his Wheaties.

Is Len serious with this shit?

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Nicky two strikes for the win!!!!

Is that something new this year? I've seen so many zeros this year, that I don't remember there being any.

Jesus, he's not human

Phrasing ?

Earning his PT