Milkman delivers

Well, that will probably do it.

Man, I actually found myself rooting for the Sox after the Meidroth hit. Serves me right…

At least it was Meidroth.

Clevinger dealt that inning. Like he was chucking a can of dip.

We would trade him for more prospects before he turns into another pumpkin.

You remain undefeated. I don’t know how you do it. You could plop me into any random thread and give me 24 hours to come up an obscure reference, and I couldn’t come close to the randomness you come up with on a regular basis.

Two losses, which is the difference between breaking and not breaking the modern-day loss record.

I can easily see them losing 110+, and that following a 121-loss season already has to be in all-time bad territory. So imagine if they somehow break 121.

This is all true. But also, f*** Lance Lynn. It can be both.

I’m sure he’s right, but the team could have benefitted from Lance being way behind everyone else in the buffet line.

That might be the best thing for Venable. He was a young hotshot and this team is probably going to irreparably tarnish that reputation. But if he gets out while Getz is still at the wheel, he can maybe spin it as though he was shackled to a completely hapless front office and is not at fault for the results.

That would be cool, but I won’t believe it (again) until I see it.

Well, hard to break the record you just set, right? But logically, the talent decreased between 2024 and 2025, as it previously did between 2023 and 2024.

Feel like I’m definitely off the hook for creating tomorrow’s game thread. Start arguing amongst yourselves who needs to step up.

Depends on how you look at it.

Thought for sure that was gonna happen. Amazing that they only gave up one run.

Losing 2-1 after the first.

Is Vasil lean?

They’re both awful. You can all stop arguing now.

Retroactive to April 7th? Damn, that’s lightning fast for this team. Maybe the organization is moving in the right direction. Not wins-wise, of course.

Craig’s Bond is more like Jason Bourne. If you haven’t seen Blazing Saddles, it will blow your fucking mind if you thought Young Frankenstein was great (and it was). To be completely honest, I haven’t seen anywhere near all the Bond movies. I grew up in the Brosnan era though, so he will forever top the rest for me.

Like I said, I will not hear any arguments.

I have two corrections for you, against which I will not hear any arguments. 1) While Goldeneye is awesome, it as at best #2 behind Ocarina of Time. 2) Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond.

Time difference.