Milkman delivers

It’s a character’s name from Seinfeld. Good chance the posters aren’t related at all.

Things are looking grim, JR. Probably easier to just sell the team.

There’s a Norm Macdonald meme that would fit perfectly here, but I’m not exactly sure it wouldn’t result in a suspension.

Ideally minus the murders. In all seriousness, the pick may have been the best option given what was on the board, but coming away with a TE is definitely a letdown.

I have it on good authority that Dalbec played at least 12 games at shortstop his junior year of high school. Take it easy.

But he’d definitely piss hot after all that Nugenix.

And it’s appreciated. You are the opposite of a heathen, sir. Whatever that is.

Another solid gold tweet that you heathens didn’t appreciate.

He goes from good to bad. He vasilates.

This is falling apart fast. You really fucked us on this one.

Pope Francis.

The issue is that he intends to resign him, be he keeps re-signing him. His grammar is on par with his minor league development, unfortunately.

This statement seems so obviously true, but I seriously doubt that Getz would be fired anyway. Any other team in baseball (or any sport) would fire their GM in such a situation, but I don’t think we would.

You give the Sox too much credit. That kid actually made contact at the end. Well, they’re not going to spend the money to make that happen, so…

I always thought of the TLR one as a reaction to something absolutely bonkers or that you completely disagree with. Conversely, the Hawk one is for something completely goofy that you like.

Palacios at cleanup? What in the world 😆

This is an outrage! Oh man, am I underpaid for my work.

Well, that will probably do it.

Man, I actually found myself rooting for the Sox after the Meidroth hit. Serves me right…

At least it was Meidroth.

Clevinger dealt that inning. Like he was chucking a can of dip.

We would trade him for more prospects before he turns into another pumpkin.

You remain undefeated. I don’t know how you do it. You could plop me into any random thread and give me 24 hours to come up an obscure reference, and I couldn’t come close to the randomness you come up with on a regular basis.

Two losses, which is the difference between breaking and not breaking the modern-day loss record.