Milkman delivers

Seriously. That ball hung in the air for 3 solid minutes.

The second start of the season, I believe they skipped one of the regular starters to have Crochet pitch on normal rest. I pointed it out at the time. Seemed like a needless mistake.

Oh, so Crochet isn’t good. Glad that’s official.

The Andrews Sisters go down to start the inning.

The Andrews Sisters! Is that a nickname we can use? Little dated, sure.

? Don’t…say…it…

Nothing will increase the ratings. These last few seasons have done irreparable damage to this team that I’m not sure ownership fully understands yet.

I was kind of let down by the end of Shogun. Knowing how the battle happened in real life, I was disappointed with the changes even though I know it’s only loosely based on the actual history. A lack of action also sucked, although I expected little action due to TV constraints.

Opted to watch the finale of Shogun instead of this game. Looked up the score after finishing the episode, and LOL.

That’s actually pretty awesome. It’s a stat we haven’t regressed in this season. He really brings in the crowds.

Yeah, he’s definitely Hawk now.

A hard-luck loser is still a loser.

Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.

I’m sure Eloy will be back on the IL in that timeframe.

I assumed for a minute you meant me, but he was before my time on Soxtalk.

Pitcher with legal issues and a shitty haircut - Check Seriously though, I like the idea another poster suggested in a different thread where a fan is chosen each game and announced like The Price Is Right.

He’s averaged 13 homers a season. That’s a pretty loose definition of slugger.

What’s his story?

Well, there goes that dream.

You don’t just flush away that kind of talent. Give him the rest of the season to pull them out of this nosedive.

Simpsons reference.

Let’s just say he’s sitting in the right chair.

Well, he’s already used to dealing with a lot of, uh…

The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say.

Gonna need some explaining on this one. Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar.