Milkman delivers

Remember Mariano Rivera vs. Luis Gonzalez game 7 of the Word Series? Trash in comparison to this.

Third most losses in franchise history.

That’s specific to Chicago? It’s a pretty common expression as far as I’m aware. And old, too.

How much of this s%*# are these pricks gonna make us watch?

I’m sitting here thinking this pitcher looks like he’s 50. Then I realized it’s Rich Hill.

The Sox will walk it off and they’ll use the footage in the off-season highlights trying to get people to come next season.

Exactly. It’s every aspect of the team that sucks.

I understand where you’re coming from, but no. Arizona earned their spot already. They decide what’s best for them, and they decided it’s to rest their players before the postseason. The Rangers (or whoever) shouldn’t expect a favor to the detriment of another team. They could’ve and should’ve won one more game if they were so concerned.

Astros and Dodgers are the only two teams in the playoffs that I don’t want to see win. So I predict that they play each other in the World Series.

Wtf. Woo!

C’mon.

I swear.

One of these posts will make it two pages.

See?!

At all.

That’s not true.

Last year was more of the wet fartish variety. They straight up s%*# themselves this year. Like the Bob Saget scene in Dumb and Dumberer.

Mariners seeing to it that it won’t matter. What a sad franchise that is.

?????

Shaw making his 100th appearance, incidentally.

Slow down, guys. Game’s not over. Let’s not count our chicken shits before they’re crapped out onto the field.

101 is within reach.

Best I can tell from what we know in the media is that she’s ostensibly still considered a victim right now. I might be misunderstanding exactly what you’re asking though, if you want to clarify.

I don’t recall a time when that wasn’t the case.

I think it’s far more fitting that the Padres finish exactly .500 and the Sox lose exactly 100 games.