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I assume we would’ve been eliminated in August if we were in any other division.

Didn’t watch the game. Checked out the box score. My first thought was that it would have been hilarious if Kopech still somehow got the loss out of the pen.

Says a lot for the owner that it took him 43 years to find the one guy who did the job right, huh? And who is Allen?

Had to look up this reference. Bedard pulled himself with a no-hitter after 6.1 innings and 109 pitches with an arm that was surgically repaired twice (or maybe it was three times)? I’m not faulting him for that.

Will admit that I’m not a big Italian beef fan. They’re alright. They’re at every party I go to (birthday, graduation, etc.) and I see them as mostly filler. The most important part of them is the giardiniera.

Yeah, but you’re in California, right? Your pizza opinion doesn’t count.

You SOB, I was coming into this thread to derail it with this exact question ?

This joke was gold. Screw you guys!

Just making a joke about how people keep updating this thread with Burger’s stats and how the trade has been lopsided so far.

Tim Anderson’s least favorite anime is One-Punch Man.

Burger has hit 6 home runs through 8 innings so far today. Don’t look into it, though. It’s a double header and they’re not broadcasting the first game.

Truth be told, I’ve never turned away any pizza. The worst pizza I’ve ever had was still edible. As for frozen pizzas, just gimme a Jack’s. Not as filling as I’d like, but still my favorite. If you guys are close to the park (though probably not at a game), gotta get yourselves a Phil’s. Make sure it’s well done. I’d strongly suggest beef and bacon, or beef and sausage. Get giardiniera on both.

You ever have pizza in the Boston area? Garbage. I’ll take Little Caesar’s over that.

Or maybe it’s that everyone else sucks so bad that he looks decent in comparison. This obviously excludes Robert.

That’s pretty much where I’m at. He’s not good, but he’s actually better than what I thought he was. ?

I’m coming around on Vaughn recently. I’ll give him that.

Yeah, but the taxes…

Who were the untouchable players according to the FO again?

Good point, but I also don’t trust these guys to make a good trade anyway. I’d prefer they be even worse next year to push them even closer to making wholesale changes.

Why, so he can pad his stats in a contract year while the Sox are gonna suck? He could’ve done that while the Sox were supposed to be contending. f*** him.

Deep cut. I loved that movie, but still a distant second to Muppet Christmas Carol.

They’re stupid, but not that stupid. They already know why.

I was going to say this as well. He’s been here since 2015 and goes out to bars every night, and he still hasn’t picked up the language?

Or they just know how things work in the current culture. He was credibly accused of something, so he did it. Like someone mentioned before, he will probably get interest again in a season or two as long as he just shuts up and pitches well.

“It’s outrageous, these salaries. Babe Ruth made only $80,000 in his highest salaried year!”