I hope to God that Brian Anderson does not get the oppurtunity to corrupt this team with his outstanding ability to be a panzee and a punchin judy hitter, If you are out there reading this brian anderson it is too late and you already know. You are a terrible baseball player and i hope that you can play the bench for the World Series champions Tampa Bay Devil Rays in 2010.
The Cell is too good for them. If the cubs want the same quality as wrigley they should look into kane county cougars stadium. Cubs fans would love it, they would be mystified by the grassy hill behind the left foul line so they could keep up the tradition of not watching the game. They also might sacrifice their aweing and cell phone talking when they announce derek lees name as he strolls to the dish.
John Danks and Nick Swisher become my number 1 drinking buddies, and Royce Clayton becomes the interim Hitting coach a quarter of the way through the season. Ozzie reteaches juan fundamentals.