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DukeNukeEm

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  1. Wild Irish Rose has surpassed Mad Dog as the king of the bum wines. Pics may be forthcoming, but cameras have become unreliable devices at this stage of inebriation.
  2. that and grizzly bear which is one of the better records of the past few years
  3. f'real ive been listening to my avatar a lot lately. better then odelay.
  4. favorite song at the moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCyKcwvV5gE Always. Forever.
  5. Wise is going to go 4/4 with 2 2B a HR and a SB tomorrow. Book it.
  6. We could've won the NFC with Cutler, I think he's going to make a big difference. But we gotta temper our expectations a bit, Cutler is not going to throw for 4500 yards with our current offense. Maybe in a season or two when the pieces begin to fall into place, but not right away.
  7. I think the excitement level is really attached to the possibilities that Cutler gives the Bears. Chicago doesn't know what a franchise QB looks like, and now that we have one it makes us believe everything about our team will become exponentially better. I think you'll expectations become a little bit more reasonable by the time the season starts, but right now people have to realize that Jay Cutler alone is not going to win us Superbowls. The Broncos didn't even make the playoffs last year.
  8. That's where only living in a three story building in Thompson Point has its perks. Our RA's are past the point of caring about anything and were the only building in TP without a head RA. This morning I apologized a little bit because she's usually pretty nice to us, but I cant account for my behavior when I'm hammered and I'm not willing to make any promises.
  9. OK so in the dorm next to our designated drinking/smoking room there lives a girl who is way into role-playing. It's cool, thats her deal and nobody really gives her any s*** for it (even if she does wear a tail around). But she doesn't appreciate our noise levels at 5 am and has made it clear she would appreciate it if we stopped being so loud. Naturally we refuse to make any concessions. Were all Left 4 Dead aficionados so when she comes in to yell at us we've started yelling "you've startled the witch!" to whoever answers the door. Apparently yesterday after repeatedly making no effort to curb to her demands she broke down and screaming at everyone. This provoked a typical drunk male response of banter and ridicule. After she left, still in a bit of a huff over our shenanigans, we destroyed all objects which came before our path on the walk out for smoke breaks. There is nothing left of our dorm, we have severed all friendly communications with our neighbors and annihilated our living space. We have created a scale replica of Prypiat in 1990.
  10. I challenge all who come before me to a drink off of epic porportions. bring yr epic level gear because of a level 30 rogue now and i'll sneak up on you with m ambush + mount so we can do battle. ambush doesa 300% damage btw. i havent beeen this f***ed up in a long time but wow is the s***. you all should play. wtf am i talking about. f*** you. yr quite a quiet domino bury me now.
  11. Bloomington/Normal is too much of a legit town to really reach the level of hopelessness that Carbondale has so willingly inherited. This town pretty much exists for college students to get wasted in.
  12. har. Not to brag or anything because U of I is definitely a better school, but you dont even know the drinking scene that takes place in Carbondale. If you want to learn s*** go to champaign, but if you want to get smashed 5 nights a week and barely function is a member of society then you belong at SIU. Either that or you had a 1.6 GPA in HS and couldn't get in anywhere else. note- King Cobra has been officially renamed King Cutler. Tonight I had 5 of them and puked after the 5th, they are a force to be reckoned with.
  13. jay cutler has given me an excuse to be wasted for the past ~48 hours. life is good.
  14. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/0...-global-economy There's been a lot of contention with China's involvement in this, they eventually put in but on the level of the UK or USA.
  15. I dont agree at all. Cutler is really going to change this offense, for better or worse this will be a completely different Bears team than we've seen in 20 years.
  16. a Cutler-Forte backfield with Hester and Olsen as the 1st two receiving options could be pretty good. We really need the OL to hold up.
  17. Devin Hester has to be a pretty happy man right now. We got a 3rd round pick too, so we only lost a net total of 2 players for a 25 year old pro bowl quarterback.
  18. http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Publ...9fvswo.asp?pg=1 long read, but still very interesting.
  19. DukeNukeEm

    April Fool's

    They were sleeping too.
  20. DukeNukeEm

    April Fool's

    I slept through class.
  21. I could go off on a massive tangent about the state of what I guess people call "indie rock", but I'll just agree with you and leave it at that.
  22. There was no way filesharing was going to lose. The major labels should've embraced it and seen Napster as a way to market, they didn't and now they'll die off.
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