Let Melton walk, cut Peppers, Tillman and Briggs then totally ignore the defense. Give Conte a captain's patch and make the Halas Hall janitor DC. Whatever, make them all take a school bus to games and charge them for petty s*** like toilet paper for the locker room.
Sign Jimmy Graham, Hakeem Nicks and bring back Slauson. Resign Cutler, too. Draft more offense, just BPA as long as they play offense. See what happens, could be fun.