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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 11:38 AM) I saw a cover band called 'Hairbanger's Ball' a few summers ago at some street fest. They went through all the hair band hits. We laughed our asses off the entire time at not only the band, but at the people really, really getting into it. those guys roll through a venue in carbondale called The Copper Dragon at least 3 times a year, and they always sell it out

I got this email, thought I would share to give you guys a few laughs DEMOCRAT you have two Cows your neighbor has none you feel guilty for being successful Barbara Streisand sings for you REPUBLICAN You have two cows Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow COMMUNIST You have two cows The government seizes both and provides you with milk You wait in line for hours to get it It is expensive and sour CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows You are surprsed when one cow drops dead. You spin the announcement to the analysts stating that you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good. JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel in unbelieveably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows You engineer them so they are all blonde, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows but you dont know where they are While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman You break for lunch. Life is good RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You have some Vodka You count them and learn you have 5 cows You have some more Vodka You count them again and learn you have 42 cows The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have TALIBAN CORPORATION You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two You dont milk them because you cannot touch any creatures private parts You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons IRAQI CORPORATION You have two cows They go into hiding They send radio tapes of their mooing POLISH CORPORATION You have two bulls Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them BELGIAN CORPORATION you have one cow the cow is schizophrenic sometimes the cow thinks he is French, other times he is Flemish The French cow wants control of the Flemish cows milk The cow asks permission to be cut in half The cow dies happy FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow Everyone votes for the best looking one Some of the people who actually like the brown cow best accidentally voted for the black cow Some people vote for both Some people vote for neither Some people cant figure out how to vote at all Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows They make real california cheese Only 5 speak english Most are illegal Arnold likes the ones with the big Udders Enjoy!

It was funny to see the Heat completely fall apart and go into cheap-shot thug mode. Posey was the last guy I expected to do it, but once he started pushing he just got worse. Oh well, looks like the Bulls will play another game against a under-manned Heat team on Sunday.

QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Apr 28, 2006 -> 12:34 AM) Not a hair band? And if you watch the video for "Welcome to the Jungle" Axls hair is WAY teased out. My personal fave growing up was Def Leppard, as it was the first CD my Dad bought for me(pyromania baby!). I still have it too. Side note: GnR's 15 years-in-the-making cd "Chinese Democracy" is supposed to be released within the next month(I will believe it when i see it). The only reason I mention it is because I was flipping through my brothers neverending subscription to Spin(He has been in the Army for 2 years now, and it just keeps coming to the house, lol) and there was a complete review for the album in the back. FWIW, the album got great reviews, I think a B+ or something like that. Surprised the s*** out of me.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:55 PM) I'll make my first and last prediction in this case: There's not a chance in hell these guys are going to be found guilty. I agree, but I also think the damage has been done whether a rape occurred or not. This is going to follow them around for the rest of their lives.

QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:35 PM) SOme sites speculate Denver will send the #15 pick but I think they are talking out of their ass. I think it was going to be the 6th pick in teh second round but now that Ashley Lelie wants to be a little b**** all the sudden I think it will be Lelie and maybe a #4 or a 3. Lelie is in a walk year so GB would have to think about talking extension, as will Denver or NO if they trade for Walker. No way Walker is worth a #15 pick in the draft, especially coming off a year when he blew out his knee. If Denver pays that they are crazy.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 06:41 PM) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060427/ap_on_...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl If all three of the men that she accused back then were white, this story is going to get even uglier. I was just going to post something similar. As i said earlier, this case keeps getting wierder and wierder.

LOL, your Dad looks like he is about to say something in that pic, Aboz.

Hawk was hired after Roland Hemond was fired on Harrelson 10/2/85 http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/execd...am.php?team=CHW I guess the question now is when was this draft?

Was this a GM Hawk Harrelson draft?

Its on ESPN.com now.(ESPN motion) Delmon Young is a moron. This wasnt flipping the bat, he threw it at the ump.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/27/texas.attack.ap/index.html You gotta wonder where these kids learned this kind of behavior.

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 12:52 PM) I really liked the name Revolution, and I'm not liking this new name. Just like I don't like the name "the cell" and still call the park Comiskey, I'm gonna keep calling it the Revolution. I prefer nintendo over xbox or playstation and am anxiously awaiting the Revolution (and its low cost), but I'm still skeptical. I hope there's playable demos and LOTS of good news coming from E3. And I don't wanna be reminded of a gigantic teenage female golf player that looks like she has Down's while I'm playing video games. (Sorry, bad joke.) IIRC, the code name for the gamecube was "Dolphin". But I agree, Wii just doesnt have the same kick to it that Revolution does.

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 12:30 PM) WTF??? No, not WTF. Its Wii.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2423307 Suspended indefinitely as of now. The ESPN poll is asking whether he should be suspended for the year

QUOTE(BoKnows @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 11:08 AM) Do people actually still read spin magazine? maybe they are mentioned because they all came out in the same month. I guess they do, huh?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 11:01 AM) Dad saids daughter was raped with a broomstick Well, it says they also used a broom, not that they only used a broom. DNA should be found somewhere, on something. That broomstick should have her DNA on it, and she should have some sort of DNA on her from someone if she was raped. And who are these "others" that are feeding her father info? She can tell her father she got raped, but cannot tell him she was sodomized as well? I know I am in no position to read her mind, but it seems strange that she would withold that info from her father if he is going to find out anyways. This case gets wierder and wierder as it goes along.

QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ Apr 26, 2006 -> 11:14 PM) LaTroy Hawkins going after an umpire and needing 5 coaches to restrain him and Alfonseca's "Assualt w/ a Deadly Belly" and the excuse, "I slipped on wet grass" still beat this What the hell does that have to do with this thread? Nothing, move on with your Cub obsession. Please.

The question is whether they will abandon the Big 10 moniker. I like Big TwelvEN, lol

For a free trip out to LA to be the first to play the Nintendo Revolution, you can enter the AOL sweepstakes here. It isnt likely any of us would win, but it doesnt hurt to enter.

QUOTE(BoKnows @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 10:03 AM) If you want some great new albums go with the following: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Show Your Bones Flaming Lips - At War with the Mystics Built to Spill - You in Reverse hmmmm, all three bands featured in this months Spin magazine.....interesting.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 10:04 AM) It is going to suck, big time. Doesnt surprise me that you would say that, lol

Discuss. I think it looks funny as hell

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 27, 2006 -> 09:51 AM) I can't believe that I still haven't heard of any of these groups, even after two years LOL, Bmags speaks chinese in this thread, I swear