Kyyle23

Nobody is on your page bud, nobody uses crayons anymore

Anything you say Principal Skinner

FOUND THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY CHEERS FOR THE LAUNDRY

Love that all of your arguments end up with you saying some variation of “I didn’t say that I only kind of said some of it”

My goodness you are so imperiled please tell me more! Do you think the Sox will increase their payroll 90 million in the next 4 years and be in the World Series in 3? wait Getz is your guy, of course you do. I’m just gonna go back to monitoring you from afar now

You did, of course. Not directly, but hey THE TIGERS STARTED SPENDING LIKE DRUNKEN SAILORS AFTER THEY ALMOST BROKE THE LOSS RECORD hmmm why would that be brought up

I mean, I definitely expect Jerry to start spending like Illitch did before he died. any day now

“To complain about the worst team in the history of the game, is to become Man-Baby, unable to see the forest for the trees. Sucking the thumb” -Aristotle(s brother Jeff)

WestEddy, didn’t you make a thread a few months ago asking where you could find a more positive forum to talk about the Sox? Did you?

Lmao fixing new players has always been the Sox strong point

I am excite

50 percent reduction in tickets isn’t gonna help anything if the product on the field is still garbage. You could pick whatever seat in the entire park you wanted for 2 bucks last week against the Rangers. Nobody was there

It’s both funny and sad that all of our “first move” require Jerry to be a present owner who spends just a little bit(not some irrational and desperate thought), and honestly we know he is gonna get up and stiff the bill like he always does

First move, Do the thing that Jerry absolutely does not do! Then after that, invest in the team!

Warnings for future regimes, as this one has ignored it all

I think you have defined “Chicago fanhood”

Both of these can be accomplished, winning one game doesn’t change that math

80 seems pretty generous if they manage to move Benintendi Robert and Crochet in the offseason

He is no longer employed, so it isn’t like we can ask for him to be fired anymore. I dunno, I feel like it is implied now and it doesn’t matter. The horse is dead

Buddy, have you seen the Monday through Saturday lineups? Wake up already, it’s all bad

Welp

I feel like if Fegan did this same exercise, it would be a very detailed account of the weekly occurrences, and there would be a lot of them every week of this season

The dog is about to catch the car. Soon the records will be chasing us

No no no no your angle is all wrong here. You name it Comiskey park because Jerry would hate that. Not new comiskey, not old, simply Comiskey Park. Because he couldn’t wait to take that name off lol

Brothers Johnny Gaudreau (blue Jackets) and Matthew Gaudreau died last night in what appears to be a drunk driving accident. Absolutely tragic seems like they were hit by another driver