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QUOTE(beautox @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 08:03 PM) AJ has said that catching his knuckle isn't any harder than catching Jose's fork. That would be such an odd line to read for a non-baseball fan.

Too bad JD can't bat in 3 or more spots in our lineup, simultaneously.

3 runs in the last 14 innings against 2 of the worst teams in baseball.

QUOTE(iguchi=dank @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:54 PM) Sortable Batting PLAYER TEAM AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB BA OBP SLG OPS 1 Reed Johnson Tor 385 75 126 30 2 11 41 8 1 28 .327 .400 .501 .901 2 Manny Ramirez Bos 430 77 140 26 1 34 100 0 1 95 .326 .442 .628 1.070 3 Carl Crawford TB 502 74 155 17 13 16 67 45 9 32 .309 .354 .490 .844 4 Emil Brown KC 442 61 128 35 1 12 68 6 3 44 .290 .353 .455 .807 5 Melky Cabrera NYY 369 64 106 19 2 7 41 11 5 43 .287 .363 .407 .770 6 Raul Ibanez Sea 505 80 142 28 5 26 104 2 4 54 .281 .348 .511 .859 7 Garret Anderson LAA 445 55 124 24 2 15 76 1 0 31 .279 .322 .443 .764 8 Craig Monroe Det 439 73 119 29 2 23 74 1 2 25 .271 .309 .503 .812 9 Jason Michaels Cle 412 62 111 27 0 9 50 5 5 32 .269 .323 .400 .723 10 Scott Podsednik CWS 455 80 118 25 6 3 43 36 15 50 .259 .333 .360 .693 RK PLAYER TEAM AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB BA OBP SLG OPS 11 Nick Swisher Oak 467 87 116 18 2 28 78 1 2 74 .248 .359 .475 .834 Honestly I would MAYBE think pods is better than michaels.. but not right now. I'll put a star on your homework. Good job.

Did Blanco start running after AJ caught it?

QUOTE(fathom @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:41 PM) Schaumburg Flyers He would be platooned there.

What other teams would Pods start on? I honestly can't think of any.

I love when we struggle to score off of lousy pitchers.

Why does the opposing RF play in RF when Paulie is batting? He hasn't hit to RF since May. QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:31 PM) SnB just took D.Davis in the 3rd round of our fantasy draft.

Pods with another deserving start.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:08 PM) Do you guys think Mackowiak hates seeing himself in CF as much as we do? Seriously he has to feel like he's let down his pitchers out there so many times this year I could have sworn he was quoted as saying that he is less comfortable in CF than the other positions he can play.

I would like to be able to have a cynical laugh when Mackowiak makes another mistake in CF, so that Ozzie could look like the dufus that he is. Problem is it wouldn't matter. He would continue to trot him out there even though it has cost us 1000 times already.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 07:02 PM) I can pack the array to kick out profanity every so often, and the occasional homophobic comment, and I could put variables that include every player and manager in baseball and have ozzie insult it randomly. That should pretty much make the simulation pretty accurate. Would Javy be able to bring it on the golf course?

QUOTE(Sonik22 @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 06:54 PM) i love mack, but WTF! He should be playing for that guy who went AWOL in LF.

I can't wait for the Ozzie Guillen era to end.

QUOTE(CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Sep 1, 2006 -> 11:52 AM) Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. What happened to the kindler gentler soxtalk ? Its posts like yours that discourage people to open new topics. I see the same topics every day rehashed over and over. There's only so many ways to express why JD should or shouldn't be batting 3rd or or how bad Pods is playing. We're here to discuss events surrounding and effecting the Sox. Whether I think Hendry is helping or hurting our rivals is of no consequence. It happens once with Perez you forget it. It happens twice with Nevin ( 21 HR and 64 RBI combined with 2 teams this season) and it becomes something worth discussing. I object to the insulting nature of your post. If you feel the need to berate the post that is acceptable. Questioning my brain function is not and I am owed an apology. Your post did nothing to contribute to the discussion. Nicely done.

QUOTE(S720 @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 04:11 PM) It's not that I do want to give up BMAC, but according to quite a few people on here, BMAC is our future CY. That my friend will not be happening! When I see him pitch, he just look averaged to me. I trade BMAC for Liriano or Verlander in an 1/10000000000th of a heartbeat! What is averaged?

A .240 beats us

Jenks?

IBB to Norton Men on the corners with 1 out

McCarthy in to face the 2-3-4 hitters.

I would bring in Cotts right now. *puts down crack pipe*

QUOTE(Grebeck Fan Club @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 03:30 PM) For those of us who don't have access to the game, just this message board, what's the score/inning? 3 - 3 bottom of the 8th

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Aug 31, 2006 -> 03:29 PM) "if they can load the bases next inning a slam will put the sox up by 4" thanks ed I will always laugh at that. Shawn Kemp pitching for the Rays.

well that sucked