BigSqwert

Is this your imaginary friend, Ben Sanderson (Nick Cage from Leaving Las Vegas)?

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ May 20, 2012 -> 08:11 PM) Im not trying to be a dick about this, I'm just starting to think that too many people knock too many government programs or departments just because it doesn't pertain to them at that moment, but once it does then they are all for it. It's just hypocritical. I completely understand thinking that government is wasteful, and not the magic solution to all the world's problems, but these kind of people just make me shake my head. See:

QUOTE (TitoMB @ May 20, 2012 -> 01:34 PM) We got a thread full of comedians today. Better than the typical doom and gloom.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 20, 2012 -> 01:17 PM) Damn. 2-0 meat. I wish he'd have hauled that pitch to rf. Or rapped it into the corner.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 20, 2012 -> 01:11 PM) Facing a mediocre lefty was good for DeAza I bet. Can't hurt his confidence rapping two hits. This is a White Sox butt kicking right now. Keep it up and keep those grounders coming, Jake. "Well my name is De Aza and I'm here to say, I like to rap baseballs everyday. I'm the best MLB rapper from the Chi, When you see my rapped hits, you'll know why. Kick it!"

I expect Jake to have a tough inning with all of the running he's doing. That pen better be ready.

And he gets out of it. Let's get a few more here.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 20, 2012 -> 12:20 PM) Just 1/32nd of an inch, Sqwert...your wife should be pretty fluent in measurements of that size... I'll give you a sqwert, pal.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 20, 2012 -> 12:18 PM) I can't believe Fuku got out on that. Paulie pinch ran for him from home to 1st. Had to go on contact but still wasn't able to eek it out.

Wife: What does he mean he just missed that one? That barely went past the infield. LOL

LOL YES!!!!

Gordo!!!!

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 20, 2012 -> 12:05 PM) Yes but his homophoic bigoted rants are exaggerated by his overall personality of saying anything and not being a genius with the language; lots of guys "embarrass" their franchises, Ozzie gets away with it by "being Ozzie." How many years was Ozzie a fan favorite for this White Sox organization? As a player and manager? Many. And yes he did manage a WS champ. What did Oz do that was so bad?? Not much. He talks a lot. He was a good player and manager. Yes. Balta is jealous and wishes he was as well loved as Ozzie.

Cy Maholm on the mound.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 20, 2012 -> 12:01 PM) If a guy wins a world series, it really doesn't matter what he does in some people's eyes, he has a positive blank check forever. He could go out and constantly make homophobic, bigoted rants, embarrass his franchise, and have his family make themselves look like fools even by insulting the team, and some fans would still give the guy a blank check.

Spurs / Thunder Who do you pick?

QUOTE (Jake @ May 18, 2012 -> 04:12 PM) You don't hit guys with splitters on purpose. Why is this so hard to understand? Not sure if this is directed at me. I had the disclaimer of not seeing the game. Had no clue what type of pitch was thrown.

Didn't get to see the game. Did anyone from our bench get up? What was the vibe after that hit?

I want to reiterate that I am ridiculously excited to see Prometheus. That is all.

QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ May 17, 2012 -> 01:41 PM) The last week or so I get several a day telling me that my Amazon order was successfully cancelled, containing several links, all to places other than Amazon. Same here.

He can't. (see: Bo Jackson)

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ May 16, 2012 -> 02:40 PM) Also, this s*** pisses me off: If you're going to protest, have the balls/labia to show your face. Totally! Why can't they be more peaceful looking like these folks?

Didn't the initial tea party protest in history involve people breaking the law as part of their protest?

How is this not completely contradictory? QUOTE (greg775 @ May 15, 2012 -> 03:14 PM) It looked interesting, like it had a shot QUOTE (greg775 @ May 15, 2012 -> 03:14 PM) no reason to get too excited off the bat.

Apparently only white people are sexy.