BigSqwert

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 04:19 PM) Wait, you wore pants today? What is the special occasion? Company picnic.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 04:14 PM) False alarm. Everyone put your pants back on. I'll leave mine off just in case.

Not seeing any twitter explosions regarding the Braves.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:58 PM) What the hell just happened in this thread? We smurfed it.

QUOTE (Real @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:43 PM) Boston has an elite catching prospect in AAA, btw Hmm. Do tell.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:32 PM) What are the odds that we'd be in a situation that would prove him wrong? We'd have to move a ton of salary to be in that position. JR wins the Powerball two times prior to the 2012 season.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:31 PM) He's 18 months old now. My son's already a player, don't want you to have to break out your shotgun on him. As the father of the female, you'd have to compensate us, correct? Haha. Not sure how that works. And if that's the case, then f*** it.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:30 PM) I highly, highly doubt you'll see JR going after big name free agents for a while. You're likely right.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:26 PM) If you're doing a massive sell-off at the deadline, yes. You'd now have that money that was allocated for him and you can use it to try and pick up Fielder or some other needs.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:24 PM) That would be excellent, but here's my question: would you unload him and his contract if someone claimed him off of waivers? In a heart beat.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:23 PM) wolf, is that sarcasm? There's no way it isn't.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:16 PM) My son was 7 months old at the time, so I waited for the DVD. Then it took me 6 months after purchase to watch it. Fatherhood... So you have a young son....I have a newborn daughter. Both to be raised as die-hard Sox fans. Should we set up a dowry now or wait a while longer?

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:17 PM) You mean you aren't? Loser. Terry Bevington says hello.

Michele Bachmann today: Totally out of bounds to scrutinize my husband while I'm running for President. Michele Bachmann in 2008: Michelle Obama has "very anti-American views."

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:12 PM) Machete FTW. Good stuff. That was theater-worthy for us.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:12 PM) Dale Murphy says hello. I'm always amazed at how many people on this site are friends with actual MLB players.

QUOTE (kwolf68 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 03:06 PM) I would trade Rios for a couple porta-johns. and 3 Churros

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:59 PM) Turn in your man card. Right now. Hey now. You actually mentioned that you wanted to see Smurfs. So Smurf you!

This looks like a winner.

QUOTE (Real @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 02:42 PM) The Cloned KW would've already dumped his top prospects for Brian Roberts Or Chone Figgins.

Rick Perry Flip Flops On Gay Marriage, Backs Federal Ban

QUOTE (Sockin @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 01:51 PM) Peter Gammons just tweeted "Q" and thats it.... https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/96652551973376000 Quentin Richardson to the Diamondbacks for a PTBNL.

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 01:43 PM) Balta - can you put this into laymans terms? http://news.yahoo.com/nasa-data-blow-gapin...-192334971.html s***ty study? Interesting twist? Will this new data "dramatically alter the global warming debate?" Written by a guy that works for The Heartland Institute. Here's a little info on that organization: Yeah, he has no agenda.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 28, 2011 -> 01:07 PM) Umm, Brown/Rasmus/Viciedo in the outfield for a decade............. The odds of a team keeping the same 3 guys in the OF for an entire decade are remote. At some point one, or more, will be looking at an expensive contract if they're playing up to their potential.