I apologize if this is already on the board. I rarely like these Cub jokes but this is a good one:
Miller Lite presents Real Men of Genius:
Today, we salute you, Mr. Cub Fan Bandwagon Jumper White Sox fan. As you drive south like a nervous wreck doen the Dan Ryan in the Mercedes that your parents bought for you, you wonder, "Will the South Side Faithful accept me and my sweater-vest and Old Style- drinking ways?"
You arrive at the ball park only to realize that "Hey, there's no Ronnie-Woo-Woo here, but only countless look-alikes selling shirts that saay, "Cubs Suck", and Cuck Da Fubs."
But this doesn't offend you!!
Why?
Because now you're a Sox fan, damnit, and to prove it you put on your newly purchased White Sox cap, only to be ridiculed by a real Sox fan, who says to his buddies,"Wow, look at that douchebag."
So crack open an ice cold Lite oh Fairest of the Fairweather Fairies, because if it's the Blue Jays that make the playoffs next year, you might have to carry around a new pet bird like the little b**** that you are...