Because unlike you, I deal in reality.
Using the fangraphs transactions tracker:
-No team has had more different hitters on their roster than the White Sox at 22. The only team tied with the Sox has 6 on the IL currently (sfg) the Sox only have 3. Pitchers weren't show for some reason.
-since the end of the 23 season, no team has as many transactions as the Sox (264). The closest team has 22 less. (242/nym)
-Sox lead mlb in dfa's (21), including Keller today.
-Sox lead mlb in demotions (41)
-Sox lead mlb in promotions (44)
Any other imaginary statements you'd like to be proven wrong on?