southsider2k5

It's a joke for a franchise with essentially no payroll obligations going forward. We act like we are the Oakland As, except without scouting, player development, or savvy trades.

Can I interest you in a formerly highly rated prospect experiencing failure?

And laughingstock is one of the lamest descriptions of this franchise there is, especially because they are LITERALLY being LAUGHED at all over the place these days, becoming a butt of jokes from sports media to late night television.

Weird that the Sox want to upgrade to a more profitable neighborhood, right?

And honestly THIS is my favorite part. I am now up to 5 EMAILS from the sales department asking me if I want more information, but zero chances to ask for more information from the upper management who puts this product together. This franchise just continues to amaze me. We continue to be completely tone deaf.

The law of averages only works if your independent variables are also average. Expected outputs drops with subaverage variables. The Sox showed this year the math still works fine.

I too miss when everyone agreed with me. That was fun.

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Bruce Levine hasn't been alive since 1987.

I wonder if we will even notice that AI has been writing these for years for Bruce Levine?

I am sad I missed this obviousness.

What are you looking forward to this off season?

Co-sign

There it is.

I would rather get a star pitcher vs a collapsed prospect again.

Completely different? Uh no. One year. The last four years are perfect comps.

Look we might be watching the worst team in modern history, but at least we don't live in Detroit.

-1 other team in the history of modern baseball is worse. "Success!" Talk about a low bar to get over...

I quit expecting consistency and common sense about the time we quit interviewing for high level jobs.

Plus he probably didn't even write it himself.

Glasnow was not a free agent. He was traded to the Dodgers one year later in his deal than Garrett is now.

Luckily no one on Soxtalk is lying.

It's the latest distraction.