This what it would be like if he managed a team.......
Be good: "THIS is what I want you to do Son. Bunt when you come up"
Player: "Why are you calling me Son, your younger then me?"
Be good: "JUST.........BE good."
Player: "What the hell are you talking about. And why do you always emphasize the first word of your sentence?"
Be good: "FORGET about it.........HEY, did you meet my new assistant Beastlyordonez."
Player: "No......." (shakes hands with BeastlY)
Beastly: "Let me ask you something son? Do you ever notice that mexican chicks are always the first to mature. I saw some girl walking down the street and was like MOMMA CITTTTTAAAAAA. If she wouldnt of kept walking I would of made her another victim of the beast."
Player: (Shakes head as so many have done before)
POTD, without a doubt (post of the day!)