southsider2k5

Hey! I am 11 months and 22 days older then you, my friend. Sagitarius baby!

(SS crosses his fingers) Thanks again for the info Steff. I want to jump on the bandwagon and say that I really appreciate all of the stuff that you and HSC tell us.

You're just too young. http://www.baseball-reference.com/o/ortajo01.shtml

Teen Forced to Pay Cop for Calling Him 'Fat' Tue May 13, 9:17 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! LONDON (Reuters) - Judges ordered a British teenager to pay $160 to a policeman for "mental anguish" after calling him "fat," the Daily Telegraph reported Tuesday. The newspaper said policeman Jack Montague was on foot patrol with a colleague in Ulverston in northwest England when a drunken 17-year-old insulted him. Magistrates found the youth guilty of abusive behavior. "Coppers have feelings too, and I'm glad that the magistrates have taken the unusual step of recognizing that," the paper quoted the police officer as saying. The 5-foot, 8-inch officer weighs 196 pounds, the paper said. "Sure, I enjoy the odd curry and a pint or two, but I am not fat at all. That's unfair," he said. "I play cricket for my local club and coach junior football, so if anything, I think I am quite sporty."

How many times do I have to post this in the PTC for 5/13 thread before it gets counted?????????? Its on there, chode smoker.

Arne, nice to see ya. I love the audio clip, we were just all talking that day.

Also looking at how many Sox starters have the same success after leaving the Sox, I would be afraid to turn down that kind of money.

and don't forget "KW sucks!"

http://www.msnbc.com/news/912826.asp?0cv=CB20

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/story?id=1552644

Hmm, no I don't think it was him, if it wasn't Boog. I'll take you up on that bet. BTW It wasn't me!

Hey I can't help it if I was a trail blazer and got over here a month and a half before all you momo's. I am quite happy being #298, with all you punks being over 400! :finger

http://www.msnbc.com/news/912868.asp?0cv=CB20 A lawyer who says he has spent much of his life enjoying Oreo cookies has sued Kraft Foods Inc., seeking to ban the much-loved cookies in California because they contain trans fat, an ingredient he says is inedible and dangerous. KRAFT SAYS THAT people have eaten 450 billion Oreo cookies since they introduced the chocolate wafer sandwich cookies with a creamy filling in 1912. But if attorney Stephen Joseph has his way, that culinary love affair will come to an end, at least until Kraft stops using hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated oils to make the cookies. Kraft calls the suit filed in Marin County Superior Court just north of San Francisco baseless but Joseph says he is taking advantage of a provision of the California civil code that holds manufacturers liable for common products if not “known to be unsafe by the ordinary consumer.” COMMONPLACE INGREDIENT Trans fat is used in thousands and thousands of products. In an interview on Monday, Joseph said, “I am probably full of hydrogenated fat because until two years ago I didn’t know about it. I resent the fact that I have been eating that stuff all my life.” Hydrogenation adds hydrogen gas to vegetable oil, helping to solidify it into products such as margarine. Health experts say the process makes them as unhealthy as real butter, if not more so, as the hydrogenated fats act like cholesterol in the body. Trans fats are common in cookies and crackers and part of both the cookie and filling in Oreos. “That’s what’s so shocking; that it has been so well hidden,” said Joseph, who has set up an advocacy group called BanTransFats.com Inc. “I hope if nothing else comes of this lawsuit that more people know about trans fat than before.” Last, summer the National Academy of Sciences’ Institute of Medicine said trans fat should not be consumed at all because it is directly associated with heart disease and “bad” cholesterol. KRAFT TO FIGHT SUIT Kraft says it is already testing alternatives to trans fats but said it intends to vigorously fight the lawsuit. Its parent company Altria Group Inc. is also the owner of cigarette maker Philip Morris USA, itself no stranger to legal battles over product safety. “We know the importance of good nutrition and we are committed to helping people lead a healthy lifestyle, but we have no choice than to draw the line against baseless lawsuits like this,” Michael Mudd, a Kraft spokesman, said in an interview. “We’ve been ... exploring ways to reduce trans fat in Oreos and those efforts are continuing,” he continued. “You can make a cookie without trans fat but what you’re trading off is the unique taste and texture that people have come to expect.” U.S. companies, the world masters in processed foods, are showing an awareness of trans fats. Frito-Lay, part of PepsiCo Inc., announced last year it would eliminate trans fats from snacks such as Doritos. McDonald’s Corp. also said it would make French fries with less trans fat. In February, a federal court threw out a lawsuit against McDonald’s that claimed its burgers and fries cause obesity. The commissioner for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has said the agency will soon require labeling information about trans fats in foods.

and the Cubs are in first place... Oh wait it is only May, nevermind.

That's not what I heard. It's true JM's mirror comment was general in nature, but as I read it he was looking at Thomas when he said it. That all started a few days ago when Frank started whining about the pitches he was getting to hit.

http://whitesox.blogspot.com These are the updated picks so far. The interesting thing is that no one has took Konerko yet, but people have taken Olivo, Harris, and Graffy.

1422 you going tonight? I wonder if he gets booed his first time up?

F Kotex Boy :fyou All he writes is negative BS. Or better put a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. All he is doing is kicking this Sox while they are down, what is so impressive about that?

Seeing as the Sox have never faced Daal and he is a lefty I am going to take the gamble and pick Graffy as my PTC.

You gotta a point there. This guy could be terrorizing us if the Twins had an budget at all.

It is looking good for day #1 of the contest, 20 people and counting have gotten involved.

Couldnt stand to be alone huh? http://www.soxtalk.com/index.php?act=Profi...CODE=03&MID=433

I am getting there, b****. You know you were SUPPOSED to be helping... That is why you got access to the site remember? Lol I know dude just busting your balls. So we're starting fresh, right? Only fair thing to do anyways, and now I bet it's less work since we won't have outside trolls making selections one day then jetting. What did I have before you erased everything anyways? 5 or 6? I know I was tied for second... I have all of the old records, and am going to keep track of what we do too, just for bragging rights. This is how we left ESPN. Me-8 1422-7 Ugly-7 Beverly-6 Sonix-6 BPJ-5 ID-5 Mike54157-5 ESPNJohn-4 Sox4lifePA-3