Dude you realize that all 3 of your first points would get you laughed at.
KC wants a 3B, 2B and a CF for Beltran. One of them has to be a cheap young star, two have to be huge prospects.
Beltran wants 8 years at $15 mil per. Boras is his agent He isn't signing in Chicago or for $50mil.
Colon is going to look for something much longer than 4 years. The per year might even be a little low depending on the Yankee effect of how many of their pitchers retire or leave, and how much they spend to replace them.
Thomas can't be released, he has a dual option that we have to pay to get rid of him. He has a series of 4 one year contracts already signed.
Jimenez at SS would be worse than Valentin. He has a lesser arm, less range, no work ethic, and a propensity to make the routine plays interesting.