southsider2k5

If you are old enough, they will run you out therew.

Bet on him sitting on the bench for a while first.

A typical arrangement puts a few guys on a list, and then the receiving team has some period of time to decide which of them they want.

The kids are going to Kanny.

Vargas is also coming to Chicago.

I don't even need to see Benny added on to a Crochet deal to say that the Sox are officially the dumbest franchise in baseball.

Apparently every team can give each other cash considerations. lol. This is the trade that keeps on giving.

The Sox can still get cash considerations, WE HAVE WON THIS DEAL!!!!

I accept these terms.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why not both?

The Sox gave up a #2 starting pitcher on a $7.5 million salary. That's big.

Hell, the #10 person.

In a related deal I have reacquired the rights to the phrase "Captain Panic" from the White Sox for cash considerations.

Please don't give me hope.

That is actually about right.

Tons

Well then I have good news

Does a truckload of manure count as a haul?

Look this is still an awful idea, but if you are going to not get any return in a trade anyway, salary relief is better than literally nothing.

All of the sudden, I feel a lot better about this.

This trade is the baseball equal of standing on the corner in a blizzard waiting for your bus that's running late to go to work, and instead the bus roars right past you and manages to also catch the gigantic puddle soaking you as it went past.

Everyone else is saying the deal is done. Where are you seeing there is more to go?