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Somebody fix this thread title before I vomit.

An 0-2 Fastball in the zone to Granderson, deserve to lose this game. AJ won't call a curve cause there's a guy on 3rd, slide your effing tampon out.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Jul 25, 2009 -> 06:06 PM) Terrible 0-2 pitch call by AJ. I almost lost my mind, I never been more pissed at AJ in my life.

they just threw this out there on the score, is Buehrle the only guy ever to face the minimum twice?

Haha, so I've been pretty busy at work today, forgot it was a day game today, just got a text from my buddy "u know if buehrle is pitchin well?" My response "uhhhh, he's been good man why?" hahahaha man I suck

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 10:09 AM) After you take away taxes, he earned plenty of money by the time his arm fell off. Unless he squandered all of his money, he should have been able to have a nice nest egg where he could have easily gotten by for a while, while he looked for a new job to support his family with. I think Jim is full of crap. Baseball reference also says the following that I never knew, may have been getting paid decent minor league cash from 04-07 also. January 28, 2004: Signed as a Free Agent with the Arizona Diamondbacks. January 22, 2007: Released by the Arizona Diamondbacks. February 5, 2007: Signed as a Free Agent with the Seattle Mariners. May 31, 2007: Released by the Seattle Mariners.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 09:59 AM) Anyone know how much money Parque made in his baseball career? Cause I'm not buying that he needed to do it. I know he didn't make enough to retire already, but I'm sure he made enough money where he can get by for a probably at least a year while he looked for a new line of work. That is if he didn't waste his money. Salaries Salaries may not be complete and may not include some earned bonuses 1998 Chicago White Sox $170,000 1999 Chicago White Sox $230,000 2000 Chicago White Sox $475,000 2001 Chicago White Sox $550,000 2003 Tampa Bay Devil Rays $400,000 Career (may be incomplete) $1,825,000

HGH sounds sweet, where can I get some?

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Jul 22, 2009 -> 02:11 PM) But you're not Beckham and... ewwww. ahhh to be the Slayer... This girl I know works at an upscale men's hair salon in the loop, she's recently cut Beckham, Nix, and Getz's hair. I could walk there in about 1.5 minutes from my office, how gay would it be to walk in there and ask Beckham for an autograph. Just act like I'm coming in for a cut, pull out a baseball and act like I carry one with me at all times, then abruptly sprint out of the place.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Jul 20, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) I'll give you .667, how about that. eh, I'd do em all, I've done worse

QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Jul 20, 2009 -> 12:52 PM) You must be quite the funny guy in person If you thought the Colon post was funny, then no, you wouldn't think I was funny in person.

QUOTE (Princess Dye @ Jul 20, 2009 -> 11:38 AM) Colon? He runs horribly. Was this post necessary?

QUOTE (jasonxctf @ Jul 20, 2009 -> 09:58 AM) Colon went 7IP giving up 4ER, 8 Hits, 2BB's, and 2HR's. 0 K's. Quentin went 1 for 3 with an RBI double. How's he running? Is he playing the field or just DHing?

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jul 14, 2009 -> 10:21 AM) So you're the fan that 95% of the fanbase hates sitting next to, then? The guy who heckles incessantly for no good reason? Nah nah nah, nothing incessantly, maybe one time a game if that. Getting killed here for asking a dude with a prototypical corner IF/OF body that is jacked when he's going to develop corner power, and why he's playing 2B. You guys gotta lighten up.

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jul 14, 2009 -> 10:18 AM) Wow, thats harsh man. Do you have a personal gripe on him? I mean, thats just uncalled for unless youve actually met him and know he is a douche or something. I give him one a game if he gets in RF and use no profanity. If that gets in his head one bit, I've done my job.

Teahan is my favorite player to heckle. Occasionally get some first row tickets down the right field line from a season ticket holder and for the last 2 years I've been yelling at him asking when he's going to develop corner power, have actually drawn some looks from the guy. That being said, he's overpriced for what he is.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 9, 2009 -> 03:28 PM) Dotel in for Poreda? Man, he must not be stretched out at all. Is Pena not with the team yet? Seems like a more logical spot for him than Dotel.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ May 21, 2009 -> 10:36 AM) I think they are waiting for all of us to lose our minds. Well mine is toast, work productivity currently at zero. T T T T T T T T T TODAY JUNIOR!!

Anybody think they are waiting for the game to announce that the deal is done? Would add some dramatic flair, not sure how packed the place is going to be for a day game however.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 21, 2009 -> 08:59 AM) Clearly, i'm trying to express how much i love Beckham. No way was this a mistake. Haha, well even funnier then.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 21, 2009 -> 08:45 AM) I'd have reservations with trading Beckham, Slayer, Allen, Flowers, Danks and Viciedo. And i'd really miss Poreda but we're talking Jake Peavy, here. This isn't SeaWorld, guys. This is as real as it gets. Nobody else catch this?

QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 22, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) Mallrats? No? Haha, ahhh yes. If I remember correctly though they are chocolate covered pretzels in the movie, hence my confusion.

QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 22, 2009 -> 07:44 AM) Want a cookie? Huh?

QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 01:39 PM) He was speaking from a position of strength since both sides accept him as the one true God. I'd let my girlfriend cheat on me, but if, and only if it was with Carlos Quentin. Only problem is, she doesn't have a strong enough uterus to handle TCQ's load, it'd blow like a shotgun through her back. He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 10, 2009 -> 12:10 PM) I was looking at the SWS line when I said that, I don't know which is which. The Tinley and Mokena stops are pretty close to Orland anyway. Any way you slice it this has got to be a couple % increase in attendance right? And a couple less drunk drivers on the road.